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Can I fly?

depends whether or not you have a skateboard.

why do we breathe?

Short answer: Bees.
Long answer: Breathing, also known as checkers, was the act of building small houses for pollinating insects. This practice began to dwindle out until recently, due to the resurgence of bee-themed hats that have been dominating the covers of magazines this season.

What are those tiny particles I see drifting in sunbeams?

the particles you see are mousquito eyebrow clippings, mosquitoes are very clean and orderly.


why does is life am?

the knights code of chivalry was part of the culture of the middle ages and was understood by all. a code of chivalry was documented in 'The Song of Roland' in the middle ages knights period of william the conqueror who ruled england from 1066. the 'Song of Roland' describes the 8th century knights of the dark ages and the battles fought by emperor charlemagne. the code has since been described as charlemagne's code of chivalry. the song of roland was the most famous 'chanson de geste' and was composed between 1098-1100, describing the betrayal of count roland at the hand of ganelon, and his resulting death in the pyranee mountains at the hands of the saracens. roland was a loyal defender of his liege lord charlemagne and his code of conduct a description of the meaning of chivalry. (via x)

have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Yes, it's a long story actually. So here goes.


Once upon a time, they cried to the moon because cheetos.



Am i does is am was and who are?

No Im just a dragon.

Why can't planes fly?

Planes cant fly because all the birds took the entire element of flight.

How do you light a candle?

Pour the aincient urine of the cow gods on it. It's really simple actually.



How do you watch TV?

On the back of your eyelids as you sleep duh.

How do you sleep? Seriously I don't know.

Oh how you cook a frozen pizza is popping it in the freezer.


How does water freeze?

You pour a cup of it into an empty cow's skull and leave it beneath the moon. Don't check on it until morning. Don't. It'll be frozen when you wake up. I promise.

What's the answer to question 2a on the exam?

The awnser is on question 2B

Why does B spell Bee

Its the way the hivelluminaty try to sneak into our culture and leave subliminal messages so we will eventually worship them as our new gods and rulers.

Why is water transparent?

We all know that answer, it's because of the moon!

Why do I always board the hype train when I'm unsure of what to hype for.

Obviously because you eat too many apples

Where can I listen to music?

On this cool website called Wiki-how.



How do I learn the Banjo?

Okay, first you gotta hold it upside down and stick an ace of spades card into the strings sideways. Then you go out in the middle of the night, but no later than 1 am, and howl at the full moon for 5 minutes while hopping on one foot. Finally, you stab the neck of the banjo into a two-foot wide mud puddle that's no less than 3 inches deep, but no more than 6. Leave it there for two days during the monsoon season and come back for it at 6 am while it's raining. There! Now you can play the banjo like a pro! //shot

Why do people come up with complicated ideas?

Obviously because of dihydrogen monoxide!


How do you use a toaster?

You stick it on a cat's tongue, watch the cat run around, and eat cheese as it goes on!

Where is the Eiffel Tower located?