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*takes some wind in my hand and sculpts a flute* there... A wind instrumeennt...

Why do people cry?

Because they feel happy.

Why do people smoke?

It's a different form of farting O-O

Why does love exist?

Because potato.

When will this Game end?

Noooww.

What's a kiss?

A kiss is a dream on a cloud

What is a pigeon?

A rat with wings.

How do you make a milkshake?

Get a cow, shake it up, then milk it!

Why do we breathe?

Chicken nuggets.

What did I just type here?

Do you expect me to know?

Would you like a grandslamwich?

Pigs can fly!

What is my real name?

Tim Reilly.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Too many.

What song am I listening too?

Mom's spaghetti

What color is the towel I'm holding?
Gotta dry my hands from all these sins

The color of a baby walrus.

Do you float?

Yes. (Btw, it's the wrong answer)

How do you fix a field of spiderwebs?

Stuff it in your mouth until you throw it up like a cat's furrball.

Why does life exist?

Because tomato.

What did life ask death?

Waterbug!


What is the def of ladybug?

A ladybug is is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

How tall is Jesus?