Forums » Forum Games » The Wrong Answer Game

In 1980... 'nuff said.

How does my brain work?

Trick question, brains don't work.

What country is England in?

Zimbabwe!

Where is The Doctor?!

Inside your wardrobe

Could you do me a favour?

I.. am socially awkward... BAIL!

Wait... why do we exist?

Becuz god had to fart



What gender is a small giraffe?

Purple.

How can I make better art?

Alright, take your sketchpad/drawing tablet and spin in circles with it outside at exactly twelve o'clock, the longer you do this the more your skills will increase.

(Ill start again)


how do I get a raccoon to not scratch my face off?

Go out and buy some orange juice. The more you buy, the safer you are. But it HAS to be generic brand.

Why did my computer break after I deleted System32?

It had become emotionally attached to the program and died of heartbreak.

How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

a solar eclipse






why was I not in the path of totality?

Pie.

Why are we alive?

Mayonnaise

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Of course. Is this even a question???

Are polar bears from Mexico?

Naw, they're from Australia...

(Whoops, sorry about last time.)

Does the solar eclipse actually destroy my eyes?

Naw,they actually give you super powers to see everything better then ever before.



Do French fries really come from potatoes?

Do French fries really come from potatoes?[/quote]

Nahhh, they come from France!

When will I make friends?

Yesterday

Who is Batman?!?!?!?

A dog.


Where do babies come from? ;^;