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A giraffe with an age higher than average.



How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Apple

Is the ocean blue or pink

Yes




Would you like a drink, sir?

I-I don’t know! I-It’s just so hard to decide! Wait, did you just call me sir? Am I a sir? Oh god I don’t know my own gender. Wait, what language am I speaking! Ah! Help! TASUKE!!! 無駄！！！！！！！！！！！ 하지만 아직 실감이 !!!!! AYUDA!!!! LASS ES AUFHÖREN!!!! S’IL VOUS PLAÎT!!!!






Why am I hungry?

Because roses are red and violets are blue.

Why is sugar sweet?

Because maple syrup isn't actually made of maples


Why are roses red?

Because they don't want to be confused with violets.

What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Hot dogs


Why is the earth round??

So the ships will fall off the edge of it into the dragon's realm



Why are cats more independent than dogs?

Because nyan!

Where's heaven really located?

In my back garden


Where is hell?

In mine.

Where's Waldo?

In a spiritual journey to search for himself.

Why Yoshi uses his own species eggs as proyectiles?

Because he pays his taxes!




How many pokemon are there?

3

How do you drive a car

You hope for the best


How do you write a rp response.

With your toes.

How do you swim?

You take some bread and put some peanut butter between the slices.



Are you hungry?

I don’t know.

Why are clowns creepy?

That’s very rude, maybe clowns consider YOU to be creepy!



How do you solve a Rubik cube?