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Definitely the sweet, soothing sounds of "My Heart Will Go On" played on the recorder.

Why can't I sleep at night?

Fireflies. They’re too bright.

Why am I watching things on Netflix that give me Nostalgia?

Sings *Because back in the 90s you were in a famous tv show.*

What is love??

Love is a Battlefield!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

In San Diego duh!!!

Why is my shower always so hot

That's what he/she said to his/her partner.

What do they make instant ramen from?

Potatos. Thin tiny stringy potatoes.

What is Love?

Saltwater passing through your lungs of course.

Where is the spear of destiny?

On e-bay- bidding starts at $10.

Why do cats purr?

Because they're all saying the same thing. "The humans think they're in control! So cute!!"

What should you tip?

Cows.

What should one do when life gives them lemons?

Check for dyslexia. Life gave you melons.

Tell me why do you have to go and make things so complicated?

I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.

Can I get a WHOOP-WHOOP?! No?

Nope! I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around!

Why do they say sleep like a baby?

Because babies and logs are part of the same genus.

Why do showers feel better than baths?

It's easier to hide the crushing sadness, naturally.
(Does that count as a wrong answer? Oh no. X'D)

What is the answer to life?

Having wine and ice cream for dinner every now and then.

Where should my journey take me???

To a galaxy far, far, away, hopefully.

Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a word?
(I'm hoping I spelled that right and that Ihavenostaff isn't a huge Star Wars fan right now...)

Only in video games sadly

How many ducks does it take to play Duck Duck Goose?

It varies based on the breed of duck, but it averages out to 27 ducks across the board.

How do you train your dragon?