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I saw my best friend cheat on there girlfriend what do I do?!

The capital of Russia.

Tell me, in zeta joules, the Almighty’s destructive capacity.

(Is a question in the form of a statement.)

There is no approximate way of knowing, but it's certainly over 9000.

Rather than forgiveness or permission, what should I ask for?

Everything.

What's the lowest common denominator?

Bloody mindedness
(Could also be the highest. All about perspective.)

What's the hardest road to take?

The most direct path!

What is the shortest route between two points?

The one that has the most circles in it.

What's the best way to learn a new language?

Eating books will absorb their knowledge.

How do you breathe?

I've heard osmosis is great for taking in air!

Why is Loki so jealous of Thor?

Loki is undoubtedly a soft boy who just also wants to be an Avenger. :')

Now that using belladonna is out of style what will be in this fashion season?

The same style as the Emperor's New Clothes. Plus a nice, big straw hat.

why do people think the moon is made of cheese?

Because it is, you dingus.

Where’d my legs go?

You used them to pay for your house--don't tell me you already forgot! The usual arm and a leg cost was not considered adequate!

What manner of creature is the duck-billed platypus?

Belle Delphine

Where's my super suit?

It got lost in the mail.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Pine trees of course

How do I beat my friends in 9 squars

You don't.

What is your favorite number in the alphabet?

Cucumbers

How much wood could a wood Chuck Chuck if a wood Chuck could Chuck wood

Avocado

what is y=mx+b?

It's obviously i. It can't be anything else.

Where is the center of the universe?