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granted, you get a grenade, or is it a pie? no know one knows.


I wish for a non deadly pencil

Unfortunately for you, the pencil isn’t lethal to YOU but once you drop it, it does kill someone.

I wish my face wasn’t numb from having to get novocain

since I have no clue what that is it failed

I wish for an eraser

Granted, but you buy it from the store instead of me giving it to you. IN other words you lose money


I wish you good luck

... granted, but it takes some of your luck

I wish for the person above me to get more friends

Granted, but you trade friends.


I wish for the person above me to have a good life.

granted, but they are fine with the life they have now

I wish for the person below me to have a good 24 hours

Granted, but I get demoralized at the fact that it only lasts for 24.


I wish you find whatever you’re going to miss for the next 48 hours.

granted, but what would I miss?

I wish for positive emotions for a minute

Granted, but nothing else is happy for the rest of the day.


I wish that I could pay my bills in one day without having to pay them ever again.

granted, and there surprisingly isn't any consequence... or is there?


I wish for humanity to stop being idiots

granted but it's too late

Humankind have been erased

I wish for a birthday cake

Granted! But like the evil person I am I put mustard as the filling! I wish for paid leave forever.

Granted but u get robbed every second

I wish for the next person to have a wonderful day

Granted, but it will only provide me 4 hours of wonderful. I wish to live until the last human dies.

granted the sun explodes
I wish for a nuke at my disposal

granted but when it blows up it's a cake bomb