"I dunno. Probs most of us don't even know why this is happening."
"k i might need to invest in new boots these are coated black in monster blood"
"Oh wow."
"i mean as honey so brutally pointed out day in and day out i wage an unending war against evil"
"Your clearly troubled deeply shade, I dont think its the harshest thing I could say"
"i have no underlying trauma that prevents me from not seeing the positive side of life what are you talking about?"
"Say something positive about your life" she'd bite into her donut
"uhhh i'm alive?"
Judgemental stare
dead inside stare if one look they could almost see death hiding in the depth of his eyes
"Your alive, litterally almost everyone in your universe wants you gone"
"uuhhh the church and creatures of evil are not "everyone" just a large number"
"You come in here somewhat imapled"
"you fight thirty monster all armed with javelins and then we will talk when all you have is a sniper two pistols and a sword"
"My broom is basically a sword-"
"cool? like i said i have no underlying trauma in my past that keeps me from moving on in life...or errr undead idk"
"Im still sticking to there being nothing positive about your life-"
"you have no proof?"
"Fair" she shrugs
"Better than just torturing Matt every 5-6 minutes." Nolegs said, with a smug look on his face. 
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