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hacking into the US pentagon kidding she's just playing with a hologram

Theo yawns as he wakes up.

Was still curled up in the chair.

Cue Melodii just playing Archimedes from the TF2 soundtrack "Hehe- Funni music."

Woke up screaming "turn it off! Turn it off!" he threw an empty box at Melodii and covered his ears

"Heh thubba theh then, wohha?" (Translation: "What the BLEEP was that for, huh?")

Cue Melodii just- ah crap she's knocked out-

"Well that just happened."

"She'll be waking up in about 10 seconds now-"

Inspektor bonk slides towards melodii while A-posing.

"Eeuaghafvada, mmf mmf huradda mph mrgmff" (translation: "Oh my goodness, not this *BLEEP* guy again.")

Inspektor Bonk slides towards the Pyro, accusing him of being a mercenary who capable of disguising himself and turning invisible thanks to said mercenary's tools which assists him in backstabbing opposing mercs that can and will endanger his hirer's goals who paid him to do.

He said the above text in first person.

"Yah fuddah gon den dey fhumah!" (Translation: "You really got a lot of nerve to say that!")

Cue Melodii just getting up. Then she just plays the french music because she felt like it. "Hehe- french music go brr-"

infinity just appears out of nowhere and kicks bonk...yeah lets just say the next generation would be suffering from a crit

Kagami walks up. "**** the french. They tried to kill me so many times."

" Oh wow" she'd say, walking to Infinity and offering some wine "Excuse me miss, might I ask you not do that again?" The tendril of slime would be holding a tray, the wine was a golden color and looked relatively thick "We call it Icor, its a thick sweet tasting, wine, It releases a calming effect when it enters a warm space so forgive me of its cold"

“Screw you too, then.”

Pya sighs, afraid this may be a long day

Kagami does the *oh sh** face and pose and turns to Jean. "Oh, your French? Tell you government to stop sending dog water assassins after me."