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"Poyo... Poyo poyo?" (Translation: "Hmm... Team attacks?")

Pyro sets a table on fire.

There were sounds of small, non-english-speaking creatures outside of Trixie's Bar... A lot of them, and it sounded like there was...a little boy too?

"Oh no, not again..."

Suddenly, a burst of yellow and blue denim bust into the bar, a young boy leading them.
They all stopped in the middle of the room.

"Good evening!" Gru bowed, he then pulled out his work-in-progress, freeze ray. (Which was suggested to him by Dr. Nefario after hearing that his Cheese Ray was a little...silly) "Where is the most valuable thing in this establishment?" He smiled. The minions looked around, and then nodded, shouting Yeah! determined.

Five, sitting by one of the tables, raised his voice; "I'd advise you leave."
Then he looked closely. "Wait, you're not a part of the Temps Commission..." He squinted. "Who are you?"

The minions all began saying "Mini Boss, Mini Boss!"
"I am Gru, the best supervillain in the world!" He said proudly, then pointed his freeze ray at one of the people in the bar. "Now, hand over the goods!" He grinned.

The minions shouted; "Yeaaaah! Goods! Woo-hoo! Yeah-hoo!"

Five shook his head, "Supervillain, huh? Well... I'm a superhero, so I'd advise you run while you can." Five flashed a smile, baring his teeth.

"I am not afraid of you!" Gru stuck his tongue out, the minions proceeding to all blow raspberries at Five.

"Should be."

Cue Korby just looking sharp. They seem to be focused.

One of the minions, Bob, he had a teddy bear in his hand and two eyes instead of one like some of the other minions.
He walked over to Korby, nodding. "Bello! Me Bob!" (Translation: Hello! I'm Bob!)

Korby held wave to Bob. They're focused on someth- Hey wait, is that a bullet-hell of boxing gloves flying straight at them?!

Bob turned around, noticing the boxing gloves. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" He screamed and ran, causing the other minions to scream and run around the bar.
Gru looked around, "Guys? Guys?! What are you doing?!-" He was suddenly bonked in the back of the head with a boxing glove. "Oh that's what you guys were doing..."

Cue Korby just getting up from the chair. Then they start dodging these boxing gloves with many agility. How do they do it? Strange.

Five ducked behind the table he was near, just in-case the boxing gloves got off-course.

Gru laid on the floor, watching from there, since he didn't want to get hit with any of them, while over where all the minions were running...
It was a dramatic, slow-mo, battle movie sequence of them slowly getting punched in the cheeks and falling.

"Poyo poyo!" (Translation: "We're done here!") Korby said, as they did kirby's up-smash on the last boxing glove. Sending it to space.

Gru looked around and then stood up, adjusting his striped-scarf and dusting off his little black coat. "Okay, that was very unexpected." He blinked in surprise.
The minions were all on the floor, pretending they were dying, some of them sobbing and crying over each other.

"Alright, Alright, enough with the playing..." Gru sighed and looked over at the minions, and eventually they all quit playing around and got back to where Gru was.

"I swear, this green dude's something else."