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Aunn's grin grew wider as she attempted to slice at the snake's head, punishing its reckless attack with a carefully calculated one of her own. "Please, I've fought lowly zombies scarier than you," she jabbed, trying to anger the monster further.

With a fresh slice on the noggin that did not quite penetrate its head, the snake reared back. It hissed, taking on the defense by shooting a volley of small balls of batter at Aunn.

Isa gazed at the scene. Looking at 1-Up Mushroom still on her person, she shoved it in her mouth to see if it would work. It sank into her chest where it dissolved in a matter of seconds. A familiar chime of an extra life echoed in her ears. With a grin, a plan began hatching in her currently nonexistent brain.

Aunn recoiled as a few of the balls connected with her shoulders and chest. She dropped her sword. "Damn," she said, grabbing her shoulder with her good arm. "Hey, shopkeep, you got any bright ideas? I'm gonna need a few seconds to fix my arm. I think I've got a broken rib or two as well." Aunn winced as she stumbled away from the snake.

* max thought quickly thinking the elithent one would make him bigger so with out hesitation he eats it not knowing exactly what will happen * max: well hopfully this shit works *

"Indeed I do!" Isa shouted. Without further explanation, she picked up and tossed a chair in a two-hand overhead throw into the Cake Snake's head. "Hey, rock candy for brains!"

Hissing in pain and anger, it rounded on Isa, who grinned deviously. "What, didn't like that?" She taunted with eyes closed. "You think you're all that? That you're the sweetest thing in the world? Malarkey! I bet candy corn tastes better than you, and that stuff is like eating a cow's an_"

Isa did not even finish before the Snake Cake violently snapped her up between its fangs, taking a section of the floor with her. Swallowing even the wood she had once stood on, it returned its attention back to Aunn. Isa had bought her precious time.

Max transforms into Elephant Max. He appears exactly as cursed as expected.

( like he's gient or hes a elephant lol sorry)

( xD W Max moment L Isa moment )

As the scene unfolded, Aunn muttered a few words to herself, causing her injuries to heal much faster than they normally would. "Now you messed up!" she shouted at the creature. "You don't eat innocents! Prepare to taste silvered steel!" She lunged at the snake with newfound ferocity, rage burning in her eyes, attempting to dice the creature in multiple cakey bits.

( lol well i mean if it works it works i was thinking he was going to be huge and eat the cake monster like scooby doo lol ) * max not used to being transformed into things was pretty at ease as he was a elifent * max: well then this wasent exactly what i was planning * he said but with ut hesitation he charges at the cake monster and plowing into them head on to hopfully knock them down or atleast stagger them

( oh shit i didn't even relize that's my bad lmfao hold on ill fix that )

( ok i fixed it )

The combination of blows of the burning sword and the pachyderm headbutt were enough to knock the giant serpent backwards into the back wall. Burned and its the plate holding the Wonder Seed in its head nearly shattered, it picked itself up. Eyeing the duo and the box its tail emerged from, it rapidly sunk its body back into the box. Said box glowed brightly . . .

* max staggerd from headbutting the monster looked and was confused * max: so what does that mean its giving up? * he said curesly *

Aunn looked over to the box, approaching it warily. "I dunno, but I hope that's what it's doing," she replied, lifting the box open with the tip of her rapier. "Wakey wakey..."

The Snake erupted for the box with so much force that it knocked both Aunn and her sword away, with the former rolling into a wall and the latter being impaled into the ceiling. Her outfit returned to normal from the damage, contrasting to the Cake Snake, which seems to have mended its wounds surprisingly quickly.

Without delay, the Snake clamped its mouth around Max's rotund form in an attempt to devour him, only to find he was simply too big to eat. It instead started flailing him around like a ragdoll in the hands of a particularly violent three-year-old child.

* max trying to grab anything with his trunk was screaming in the air * max: holy shit you over grown Diabietes let me go! * he said trying anything to break free *

Aunn started coughing as she hit the wall, regaining her breath. "I should really stop doing that," she groaned before getting up, pulling out her book and lute as she did so. "All right, how about a little song?"

As Aunn began to sing, shadowy figures appeared around her, coalescing into whatever the cake snake was most afraid of before charging in to atack it.

*max was starting to get really dizzy from being wipped back and fourth * max: guys! im getting sick over here! * he said yelling *

Five teleported into the room, holding Delores in his arms.

He didn't even seem surprised with the snake chaos. "Well, the bar is lively today I see."

The smell of miso butter ramen broth wafted from the kitchen. He set out a board with the Soup of the Day on it:

***Miso butter ramen with chicken cutlets

Spring rolls***

Chef's Specials
BLT Sandwiches
Meatball Hoagies
Fish sandwiches
(Vegetarian option) Mushroom tacos


****free lemon creme dessert w/any order***