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"Your planet is frozen for 90% of its calendar year, so you have nothing to complain about." *Deer cracker monch*

Raised a brow

" There is an uncanny amount of common knowledge about the Imperium from amongst those who do not belong to our universe. Were it not for the hallowed laws of this place, I would not hesitate to exterminate... i'm joking ofcourse, extermination would be too kind "

"Maaaaaaaan, that's whack, yo."

"I agree with the very stylish penguin."

He gave Nokotan deer crackers, but with Christmas ribbons on them.

A pink octopus had wandered her way into the bar, curiously observing all the other patrons.

"what a diverse crowd, this place seems interesting!" She talked to herself, beak clacking approvingly.

intrusive urge to dine on calamari

Aleksandr raised a brow, reading from an imperial tome

The omophagea is an organ which allows the astartes to eat their enemies and absorb information from this act through processing memories at the genetic level sometimes across generations.

How very curious and useful, hrm one could locate their planet.

"You will definitely find that this is a very interesting place."

"Welcome to Trixie's"

Xueqing was sleeping on/at a table... with a magenta-outlined pink heart-shaped object (looking like a soul in undertale / deltarune but not pixelated) floating above her. The heart had some pink strings twirling around it, and was glowing softly.

Mathius's spokecl into Xueqing's dream "hey. How about you come into the kitchen and get a keycard? You're asleep at a table again. You have a double cheeseburger waiting when you wake up"

"That penguin guy is really cool, right Brick?"

"Based."

With the de- prefix no less, I digress my preference for flightless fowl are those that belong on the stove or in the oven. Like a good turkey, the Lord General could go for a turkey dinner on the Emperors eve.

"I got a name, ya know, homie, and it's Emperor. But you, you can call me Big E."

I would rather not

"I wasn't talking to you, Yappy McMedals. If I wanted to talk to you, I'd get my ass in gear and come talk to you, wouldn't I?"

He wiped the trace of Fenrisian ale from his upper lip.

I see youre delusional as well, I would not entertain an audience with you even if you could bring back Cadia.

That being said, Cadia stands

"Nice to meet you, Emperor. I'm Gustavo, and this is my sidekick Brick the Rat. We help work the kitchen here at Trixie's."