Casaully walks in holding a potted plant "I brought a happy little accident to the bar" Insert wholesome smile
Smolensk wrote:
“Oh, great. Americans who find it fun to show off. What else can you do that’s even worth time?” I tell you, Smolensk is so much fun
"I'm sorry. I'm just bored. Up top has been leaving me cold again, so I've got nothing to do aside from hanging around here and looking pretty."
“If you want cold, then go to Siberia. Real fascinating place.”
"lotta bears and zombie nazi's and i mean a LOT of zombie nazi's"
“….You’re just stupid. I was there last week. No zombies. Bears, da.”
“There have never been zombies in Siberia. Only old people who got exiled there, who I suppose you could call zombies.”
"does it really even matter i don't care and we both know you sure as hell could give a damm less"
“Less old people means more young people to give a shit about the world.”
Smolensk wrote:
“If you want cold, then go to Siberia. Real fascinating place.”
"I'm trying to avoid that part of Europe, especially after the incident in Norway.
"siberia is asia you idiot did you flunk geography or are you stupid?"
“Typical show of American knowledge.”
Starts exsisting here "Yo I'm bored"
“Good for CENSOREDing you.”
Shade Waker wrote:
"siberia is asia you idiot did you flunk geography or are you stupid?"
"It's an easy mistake to make, and for your information, I was one of the top students in geography. I guess that explains why I have huge tracts of land myself." Nicki smirked at her cheesy pun.
“The only thing you have is me wanting to set you on fire to see what happens.”
"No setting people on fire pwease. It not nice, and it too hot for that."
“I don’t give a shit.”
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