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“Less old people means more young people to give a shit about the world.”

"I'm trying to avoid that part of Europe, especially after the incident in Norway. You would not believe where I had to hide that USB drive."

"siberia is asia you idiot did you flunk geography or are you stupid?"

“Typical show of American knowledge.”

Starts exsisting here "Yo I'm bored"

“Good for CENSOREDing you.”

he raised a brow by for the most part ignored her

"It's an easy mistake to make, and for your information, I was one of the top students in geography. I guess that explains why I have huge tracts of land myself." Nicki smirked at her cheesy pun.

“The only thing you have is me wanting to set you on fire to see what happens.”

"No setting people on fire pwease. It not nice, and it too hot for that."

“I don’t give a shit.”

"Oh." Fumizuki looks genuinely disappointed, and returns over to the little lemonade stand she had set up. In an attempt to beat the heat, she was selling ice cold lemonade for 5 cents apiece.

he raises a brow stretches getting up from his seat heading to fumizuki "ill buy one"

The Bulldozer decided that blasting "Razormind" by the artist Simon Viklund at full volume was a good idea. He realized it was not and smashed the speaker and the laptop that was playing it.
"That was a good test of strength!" He said

"Typical no-legged cat..." Peanut and Nolegs is still fighting? What the hell? "All swords but all talk..."

"What?!" Emotional crit! Nolegs feels offended by the insult. (why am i even doing this.)

"Thank you." Fumizuki pours him a glass of ice cold lemonade.

he pays for the lemonade then goes back to his work

"Why is she so sour again-" She floated around randomly, I'm starting to run out of things to do with this charather I swear

Insert Kioshi getting launched out of a portal, getting up and firing her sniper through it "Jeez able is an angry man" She dusted herself off, fixed her now cut scarf, and took a seat