The Bulldozer walked up to Kioshi, gave her a literal fish and then said, "It ain't fun unless he gets slapped with a fish!". The Bulldozer, then yells about himself while charging at Peanut in an attempt to body slam him.
Below are just a few of his many lines rapidly said during approximately 5 seconds of bumping into other people in the bar, as recorded by Ren with his phone:
"STEP ASIDE, BULLDOZER TIME"
"WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME!?"
*INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING ABOUT FLUFFY BUNNIES*
Below are just a few of his many lines rapidly said during approximately 5 seconds of bumping into other people in the bar, as recorded by Ren with his phone:
"STEP ASIDE, BULLDOZER TIME"
"WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME!?"
*INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING ABOUT FLUFFY BUNNIES*
"I mean I'll fight you maybe in one of the rooms?"She pointed to a a random door "Are we fighting to kill or to knock out?"
"Heheheh.. Alright. So the truth then. The thing about us No-legged cats is that we're actually not trying to kill cilvilians. We're here for a cause and we'd kill anybody that gets in the way. That's a law of the no-legged cats. This is why i got this armor, sword and shield."
"That's crazy!" Peanut is actually looking surprised then started sweating a bit.
"I know. It's very hard to believe, Peanut. But that's what the no-legged cat tribe is all about. It's not always hiding our murder and blaming it on someone else. Even hiding our offensive stance. Weather it's murder, or money. Especially money." Nolegs then socks the hell out of Peanut. (aka using his tail as a melee weapon) "F-(CENSORED) all these limp-D-(bruh) undefended cats and chicken s-(seriously?) traitors! F-(censoring abuse at it's finest.) all this 24/7 spew of discord and twitch streamer BULL-(yup. censoring abuse at it's finest)! I'm gonna build a new future, Peanut. One where we don't have to hide away from the evils of this world and watch over it from the buildings. And as for that, i want you by my side. To build a cat-nation so all cats could live in peace. Even with humans." Nolegs then flipped Peanut onto his feet then dusts him off. "What do you say, Peanut? Why not try to say it? Just once?"
Edit:wow a long sentence. kinda w i d e to be exact.
Edit:wow a long sentence. kinda w i d e to be exact.
"Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph." [translation: "I swear I've heard that line before."]
"I was wrong about you Nolegs... You're not cringe." Peanut then shaked Nolegs' tail then awkward silence. "...Your just f- (oh god not again) INSANE!" Insert Peanut just suplexing Nolegs onto the other side of the room
Jacob:"Dammit! Hold the scene right quick! My hard drive ran out of space." Esau:"And we was getting to the epic part."
grabs peanut and teleports him to an a random location far from the bar and leaves
Shade Waker wrote:
grabs peanut and teleports him to an a random location far from the bar and leaves
"i don't care fight elsewhere you idiots"
"I make meme." Nanaue has discovered social media, and now there's going to be thousands of viral videos of him looking gormless while whatever music he selected from TikTok's library is playing.
shade was busy reading through ancient Romanian documents and whatever weird nonsense he had recovered on his battles
"Shade, you follow me on bird thingy?" He means Twitter.
"i don't use twitter big guy sorry to disappoint you"
"It okay"
She walked up to the shark "I'll follow you on twitter-"
"Thanks"
Mask floated above the shark "Your a big shark-"
"Yes" Nanaue nods.
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