"language idiot theres a child here"
Nolegs waves to Peanut... which he is somehow in a uniform? "Hey, Peanut!"
"oh dear god." Peanut just facepalms.
"Lemme get a lottery ticket!" Nolegs chuckled. We all know this is gonna go to.
"You're not gonna scratch it here, are you?" Peanut asked, making it obvious.
"You know what they said, Peanut!" Nolegs said, scratching the lottery ticket with his sword. "A 3 Cherry card today makes the 413$ billion in home equity loans go away!"
Peanut facepalms again. "How did you let your debt get this bad?"
"NANOMACHINES AND TAX EVASION!" Nolegs then yelled out. "Something you wouldn't understand, Peanut!"
Shade Waker wrote:
"language idiot theres a child here"
"Sir. this is a freakin bar-" Peanut said, snorting a little.
"yeah whatever" he shoves his hands into his pockets
"My results, 3 X's." Nolegs puts the card down.
"You win a beer i had in case i get thirsty but i don't want it now so you can have it." Peanut slides the beer to Nolegs.
"CAPITALISM AT IT'S FINEST!" Nolegs said, holding the beer up
"ok senator armstrong"
(Why the hell did i do that 
)
)
((yes))
(((makes sense)))
"Well, time to escape to the one place that isn't corrupted by capitalism.....space."
"I'm just saying that. i'm not really capitalism."
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