"It not a heister, it's a monowiff."
"I'MA FIRING MY LASER!-" insert comically large laser beam haha lolololol
"Where can I get something with that kind of firepower for my legion?"
"You usually find those in Dog Gun stores", The Bulldozer told Alpharius, "Though it's kind of hard to buy from them 'cause a talking dog's running the place. Also, he only accepts 'scooby snacks', whatever that is..."
"How anyone is able to tolerate you is beyond me." Alpharius retorted sharply. "You speak in more riddles than I, and go around beating up random people because you're trying to find 'heisters'. You, sir, are beneath even the unspeakable actions of the Night Lords, a thing I did not thing was possible."
"Ay dude big dozer is the smartest being I've met in the past fifteen minutes he knows what he's talking about you gotta trust his process fam" cairo says with a confident smirk
"If you say so."
"He's quite a nice guy when you get to know him, really", Azumi told Alpharius with a smile, "Though, he can get a bit too intense".
Azumi then checked on Ren and the recently knocked out Cowpoke Ralsei. Ren seemed fine as he was just looking at his phone for Fender Guitars, while the Cowpoke was muttering something about the Bulldozer while sleeping, presumably dreaming about the Bulldozer knocking him out and the dream replaying itself until he awoke from that terrible experience.
Azumi then checked on Ren and the recently knocked out Cowpoke Ralsei. Ren seemed fine as he was just looking at his phone for Fender Guitars, while the Cowpoke was muttering something about the Bulldozer while sleeping, presumably dreaming about the Bulldozer knocking him out and the dream replaying itself until he awoke from that terrible experience.
The Bulldozer nodded, and proceeded to approach Cairo. He stood there for what felt like several minutes until finally uttering something
"A katana huh?", the Bulldozer closely inspected his Katana. He stared at it for another several minutes before clapping very obnoxiously.
"You sir, should become a SWAT officer just like me! Our squad's itchin' for another member, well, mostly because Cloaker keeps knocking Tazer and Cowpoke out, but, I'm sure you'd do good!"
"A katana huh?", the Bulldozer closely inspected his Katana. He stared at it for another several minutes before clapping very obnoxiously.
"You sir, should become a SWAT officer just like me! Our squad's itchin' for another member, well, mostly because Cloaker keeps knocking Tazer and Cowpoke out, but, I'm sure you'd do good!"
"I have no interest in the profession. I already have a job that I am content with."
"Bro check this out. The new swat member THE SLASHER. got a good ring to it dont it?"
Gwen walked into the bar with her skate board in hand until she saw some dude standing there she walked up to him and said hi
"No"
Gwen was eating some peanuts that she ordered
Gwen foster wrote:
Gwen walked into the bar with her skate board in hand until she saw some dude standing there she walked up to him and said hi
Gwen I don't think so I never seen you before either
"Hmm... Weird. Must've been someone else. Wait you dont carry scythe with you do you?"
Gwen oh um actually I do carry one but I only use it in battle it was given to me by my bestfriend Maddie Grant I didn't catch your name?
My names Cairo Geria but some people call me 'skinny'
Gwen is my name but people call me the Black belt warrior
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