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Bot attacks

Posted by Kim on December 9, 2014, 3:32pm

Over the last week or so, you may have noticed we've been experiencing micro-downtimes ranging from a few seconds to a few minutes. They've been becoming more frequent as we are plagued by an increasing number of bots who eat up so much of our CPU by trying to access practically every page on the site at once that the server goes down.

We'd lived in peace with the robotic denizens of the web for some years now, so we were about due for our next bot attack. I'm working on setting up new defenses against this latest round of bot harassment, and I'm keeping my fingers crossed that once we solve this one, we can go another couple of years before dealing with bots again. I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience in the meanwhile!

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Libertine

December 10, 2014
9:36pm

Kim=
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Darth_Angelus

December 10, 2014
3:15am

Launch vipers!

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Lizard

December 9, 2014
10:13pm

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Warwick

December 9, 2014
7:53pm

Don't tell anyone but I am a robot spy :p

Copper_Dragon

December 9, 2014
7:31pm

Robots attacking! :O I know a guy who can help you fight them off and save the day!

Kim

December 9, 2014
7:20pm

You guys make me smile. :)

Dragonfire

December 9, 2014
5:59pm

Don't forget! Robots are weak to critical hits and electricity. <3

Highjinx

December 9, 2014
5:49pm

Get it dooooone.
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TheCoffeeWolf

December 9, 2014
5:35pm

I'm putting on the cheer leader outfit...
You got dis!

Auberon

December 9, 2014
5:12pm

Kim be like

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I got your flower, baby. Go get 'em.

Warwick

December 9, 2014
4:49pm

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Virus

December 9, 2014
4:20pm

Kitom

December 9, 2014
4:10pm

Go-go super Kim you got the power!
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Dark137-SDN

December 9, 2014
4:04pm

KILL IT
WITH FIRE.

DeathScythe

December 9, 2014
4:02pm

KILL IT WITH FIRE!>:O

EnkeliAgon

December 9, 2014
3:47pm

Kim is 'The One!'
Only she can stop the machines!