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Had the stamina, just had to grab a hat.

Last guy is already under attack.

ANd dead.

...Well, I went to go grab the last guy and blinked and he was smooshed.

aaaaand CrypticStardust crit REAL GOOD and solo'd it! 72!

Soooooo blue's open!

I feel like I'm going to wake up to a stack of 6 blue mammoths and snatchers

I really hope not

9 blue mammoths. nod nod

...Possibly. Though it seems like things have been getting left alone during quiet hours more than usual this year.

Hmmm. Still need the second clue unlocked on Academy.

Yeah, that one's been stuck for awhile now.

I want to go pester a mammoth just to read flavour text...

Alright, I gotta go usher the goblin into bed

Hm... I think my walrus damage counter might have gotten stuck. I'm sure it said 90 already before the last several reports I got of them getting hurt.

That, or they managed to suffer exactly enough to bring them to another rounded 10.

Well... it counted the 1 point just now.

Sneezed on to the point of near death. This is the kind of flavour text I signed up for :>

RPR combat (and walrus adventure) flavor text is genuinely some of the best.

Me:
Walrus 404: