Granted, but the stitching in the back is weak, and will rip at the worst time possible, revealing your underwear.
I wish I was Batman.
I wish I was Batman.
Granted, but you are a man that is half bat instead of the super hero Batman.
I wish I was a super awesome person! xD
I wish I was a super awesome person! xD
Granted, but the super awesomeness will begin to overpower itself sooner or later, and your body will explode in a sea of fairy dust.
I wish Shrek was real.
I wish Shrek was real.
Granted, but he's at 10% scale.
I wish I was the Goddess of High-Fructose Corn Syrup.
I wish I was the Goddess of High-Fructose Corn Syrup.
Granted, but it only lasts for 27 seconds.
I wish I could be immortal.
I wish I could be immortal.
Granted, but this mean you survive the inevitable expansion of the sun and are forced to float around in space for all eternity, orbiting a lifeless celestial body against your will.
I wish I could tie a tie all by myself.
I wish I could tie a tie all by myself.
Granted, but you're only able to learn a very obscure, weird-looking knot, so everyone laughs at you whenever you wear a tie.
I wish I had an extra lightbulb.
I wish I had an extra lightbulb.
Granted, but after an equivalent of 30 minutes when things are looking dim, whether it's inside a light socket or not, it will flicker and pop, setting anything the sparks touch on fire, creating an unstoppable flame that engulfs the house.
I wish that I could have a free donut every day.
(Adding the last part seemed to kill whatever was actually going to kill the wish. Derp on my part.)
I wish that I could have a free donut every day.
(Adding the last part seemed to kill whatever was actually going to kill the wish. Derp on my part.)
Granted but the dounuts send a bad message to the stomach.
I wish North Korea would relax and leaves us alone.
I wish North Korea would relax and leaves us alone.
Granted, but then South Korea turns and executes nuclear holocaust on the USA.
I wish I was a dragon!
I wish I was a dragon!
Granted, but you're just a dragon-fly.
I wish I lived in Alaska!
I wish I lived in Alaska!
Granted, but it's during the 30 days of night and you're killed by sparkling vampires.
I wish I was a fish.
I wish I was a fish.
Granted but you live on a fish farm and will be sold to a sushi bar.
I wish I had a talking ferret named Jim
I wish I had a talking ferret named Jim
Granted, but Jim will always give you the silent treatment.
I wish I could sing a duet with David Bowie.
I wish I could sing a duet with David Bowie.
Granted but David Bowie will have had bad sushi and sing with a very constipated voice and look on his face
I wish the nothing bad happens to this wish
I wish the nothing bad happens to this wish
Granted but you wasted a wish.
I wish I could be the world!
I wish I could be the world!
Granted but then my dog poops on you everyday.
I wish that there wasn't finals in high school
I wish that there wasn't finals in high school
Granted, but now you are jobless with three kids.
I wish I wasn't in pain anymore.
I wish I wasn't in pain anymore.
Granted! Your not in pain anymore but you also can't feel anything else either!
I wish I had tails!
I wish I had tails!
Granted, but they sprout from weird places.
I wish I could cling to walls like Spiderman.
I wish I could cling to walls like Spiderman.
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