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Granted, but the stitching in the back is weak, and will rip at the worst time possible, revealing your underwear.

I wish I was Batman. :D
Granted, but you are a man that is half bat instead of the super hero Batman. >:D

I wish I was a super awesome person! xD
Granted, but the super awesomeness will begin to overpower itself sooner or later, and your body will explode in a sea of fairy dust.

I wish Shrek was real.
Granted, but he's at 10% scale.

I wish I was the Goddess of High-Fructose Corn Syrup.
Granted, but it only lasts for 27 seconds.

I wish I could be immortal.
Granted, but this mean you survive the inevitable expansion of the sun and are forced to float around in space for all eternity, orbiting a lifeless celestial body against your will.

I wish I could tie a tie all by myself.
Granted, but you're only able to learn a very obscure, weird-looking knot, so everyone laughs at you whenever you wear a tie.

I wish I had an extra lightbulb.
Granted, but after an equivalent of 30 minutes when things are looking dim, whether it's inside a light socket or not, it will flicker and pop, setting anything the sparks touch on fire, creating an unstoppable flame that engulfs the house.

I wish that I could have a free donut every day.
(Adding the last part seemed to kill whatever was actually going to kill the wish. :P Derp on my part.)
Granted but the dounuts send a bad message to the stomach.

I wish North Korea would relax and leaves us alone.
Granted, but then South Korea turns and executes nuclear holocaust on the USA.

I wish I was a dragon!
Granted, but you're just a dragon-fly.

I wish I lived in Alaska!
Granted, but it's during the 30 days of night and you're killed by sparkling vampires.

I wish I was a fish.
Granted but you live on a fish farm and will be sold to a sushi bar.


I wish I had a talking ferret named Jim
Sylvietta Nu (played anonymously)

Granted, but Jim will always give you the silent treatment.

I wish I could sing a duet with David Bowie.
Granted but David Bowie will have had bad sushi and sing with a very constipated voice and look on his face

I wish the nothing bad happens to this wish
Granted but you wasted a wish. XD

I wish I could be the world!
Granted but then my dog poops on you everyday.

I wish that there wasn't finals in high school
Granted, but now you are jobless with three kids.

I wish I wasn't in pain anymore.
Granted! Your not in pain anymore but you also can't feel anything else either!

I wish I had tails!
Granted, but they sprout from weird places.

I wish I could cling to walls like Spiderman.

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