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Well too bad. Granted.

I wish that pencils could spread angelic wings and fly through the air.

Granted, but they write over and ruin just about everything.

I wish for more epic rp friends!

((OMG I USED TO PLAY THIS GAME ))

Granted, but then they turn on you and kill you in your sleep

I wish for the power of projection!

Granted but you also have to babysit a giant angry squid.

I wish I wasn't so hungry right now.

Granted, but now you're extremely thirsty.

I wish my wishes wouldn't backfire on me.

Granted, but they don't measure up to your expectations either.

I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted but the water is dirty and stale.

I wish I had better drawing skills.

Granted, you are now amazing at drawing pinecones.... only pinecones....

I wish I didn't have to work this morning.

Granted. You don't have to work this morning. You do, however, have to work every morning, day, and night for now on.

I wish for my characters to be done!

Granted, but the only way for a character to be completely done is for them to be dead, otherwise they keep developing. All your characters die of an unidentified disease.

I wish I had less trouble falling asleep!

Granted, you now have trouble staying awake!

I wish for a fresh, ripe, and tasy orange!

Granted. *watches as a 50 foot, fresh, ripe and tasty orange lands on top of you* That....looked pretty painful.

I wish I had a faster metabolism.

Granted. You now have to eat constantly in order to function.

I wish I had super-genius tinkering and repair ability (could build or fix anything from almost nothing).

Granted, unfortunately you were working at the Diclonius institute when Lucy escaped....

I wish for a super epic squeal to Okami that I got to play and defeat the final boss of.

HA THAT ONE WISH THAT I MADE COULDN'T BE CORRUPTED BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS GRANTED, NOTHING HAPPENED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Granted. Unfortunately, the only thing epic about it is the soundtrack, which does end up being amazing. The entire rest of the game is utter crap, however, a disgrace to what it is a sequel of. Good thing I'm not talking about Okamiden, however!

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted but it only last for 5 mins and then you are purified.

I wish to nuke the world...

Granted, but you nuke some random planet in an insignificant galaxy.

I wish that I was a ninja.

Granted, but you are the loud and annoying kind.


I wish I had a bag of chips

Granted, but they're stale and rotten and you risk getting food poisoning if you eat them.

I wish I knew EVERYTHING.

Granted, but you now have a shoddy memory and have to think really hard about things to be sure if you're correct

I wish I could win the lottery (don't we all)