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Granted, but you can only do so with your rear end.

I wish I had a fluffy pony

Granted, but you find that you're allergic to its fluffy fur.

I wish it weren't so cold outside.

Granted, but...now it's hotter then hell is outside.

I wish i could sing!

Granted but you become the next Justin Bebier.


I wish I was my fursona ^.^

Granted, but your existence has been rendered a fictional character, and you cease to exist except only in non-living artwork.

I wish I had a pet toaster!

Granted- but it always turns your bread into spiders.

I wish I was a god.

Granted, but you're only the god of ankle socks.

I wish I could smell colours.

Granted, but their smell is highly toxic and you'll die in a week.

I wish my hands would be permanently fixated into the middle finger gesture.

Granted, but the middle finger gesture means nothing anymore starting tomorow and no one will be insulted by it, ever.

I wish I received the most brutal, most metal gift ever.

Your wish was granted, but after three hours, it turned into fluffy bunnies and kittens.

I wish people wouldn't have to corrupt wishes in this game.

Granted...but it's opposite day so now they are even more corrupted.

I was I had a tachikoma

Granted, however the tachikoma possesses an irreversible programming malfunction that overrides its ability to learn, and attacks you at every opportunity with lethal force.

I wish fish could swim through the air.

Granted, but now there is even MORE poop on everyone's cars.

I wish for the ability to draw awesome art of my characters and I don't take forever to do it.

Granted, but it's so good, that one person steals your artwork and claims it to be their own, and he falsely gains the rights to it whereas you get labeled an art thief.

I wish I was huge. Interpret that any way you wish.

Granted, but now your fingers are too big to type on the keyboard and you cant roleplay anymore. So sad!

I wish I could speak another language.

Granted, but then you forget how to speak English.

I wish my parents were alive...

Granted but now you die in their place

I wish I the cure for all illnesses was slapping people with fuzzy kittens

tough one, ummmmmmmm. Granted but kittens are now intelligent and have "human" rights, meaning they have to volunteer for it.

I wish that when people make "yolo" their tag in Halo that they couldn't respawn so long as their tag said "yolo"

Granted but now the all players with yolo as gamer tag are now hackers and never die

I wish the people who support gun control would stop being ignorant idiots and develop a understanding so they can make logical choices on the topic instead of trying to get rid of our right to bear arms

Granted, but because they didn't get rid of our right to bear arms, the second American Civil War and World War III emerged, ravaging the Earth.

I wish I was the smartest person in the entire Multiverse!