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I could deal with that actually. Attempt to corrupt wish failed. Heh.

Granted but as a result you now have to attend 48 hours straight of classes.

I wish I was the Emporer of the world! Only having to repor to Kim as empress of the universe.

(DAMN IT! You poop.)

OMG THE HORROR!!!! Actually I guess it would depend on what class...I wouldn't mind doing that for 2 of my 4 classes that I have on MW.

Granted but you are only emperor for 30 seconds before the world implodes killing you and everyone else.

I wish it was this weekend already so I could go to the anime convention with all of my friends and have a wonderful time o^o

Granted but due to excitement you wind up sleeping all weekend thus missing it.

I wish I had some food.

(NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)

Granted, but the food you have is something you hate with a passion amd can't stand eating.

I wish I had wings

Granted, but they shed constantly, clogging up all the vents in your home with feathers and appearing so thread-bare they are flightless. Also cats bat at them constantly.

I wish I had a day off!

Granted but after five minutes you get bored.

I wish I felt more motivated today.

Granted, but you will never feel motivated again after this day.

I wish my neck would stop hurting!

Granted but now you have gout!

I wish the 2 on my keyboard wasn't missing. It's hard to type quickly when all of a sudden you have to stop and hit a little black rubber thing.

Granted, but you find out that you have absolutely nothing to do.

I wish I could turn into a horrible, disease-ridden bat

Granted, but you lose the ability to cleverly game forum games!

I wish I had a teleporter so I could go into the city super quick!

Granted but you remember all those Star Trek episodes where the transporter malfunctions and weird things happen to the crew members? Yeah...

While on the subject of Star Trek, I wish I had my own starship.

Granted, but you have no faster than light travel

I wish Kim hadn't of zinged me so hard

Granted, she didn't. I did instead.

I wish today hadn't been so long.

Granted, it's so short you didn't even see it happen.

I wish it wasn't 6am

Granted, it is now 6:30am.

I wish I was rich (without being famous).

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a weirdo with too much money and gold toilets.

I wish the backyard didn't turn into a swamp every time it rains

Granted but now it turns into a lake.

I wish I had a giant banana.

Granted, but it is infested with what looks mysteriously like egg sacs within the peel.

I wish I had my own harem of beauties.

Granted, but your idea of beauty means they're all cane-walking grannies!

I wish I had caaaandy.

Granted, but it's all from an old bag of Halloween candy from twelve years ago. (True Story)

I wish I had my own North American Mountain Bison