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Granted but it starts to flood.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you can only read minds of 90 year old lady-chasing perverted men. And it's not pretty.

I wish I could go back into the past and undo mistakes I made.

granted but in doing so you alter history and now the world is ruled by Flying purple toasters


I wish that the next two months would go by quickly so we can move!

Granted, but the rotation of the Earth spinning that fast for that long flings everything off of it into outer space.

I wish that life was more like... RPR...

Granted but your characters don't be come people, they become personalities.

I wish I had some pepsi

Granted but it's just enough to make you want more, not enough to quench your thirst.

I wish I had a pet dragon! That wouldn't eat me ._.

Granted, but you can't afford to feed it and the local authorities have to take it away and slap you with a hefty fine.

I wish I could actually have the "perfect night's sleep".

Granted but you end up falling asleep for a year and a half. (I bed you'd feel refreshed!)

I wish I had a duck o3o They so cute.

Granted but it's rabid and must be put down.

I wish I had a NOS energy drink.

Granted, but you NOS Energy Drink cannot be opened, the can is made of adimantium and is indestructible.

I wish that The Beetles were still touring, and awesome.

Granted but you can't afford to see one of their shows near you.

I wish I was made of more awesome than I already am.

Granted, but you have to do it by becoming an awesomeness vampire and all your gadgets and games will be unawesome and boring.

I wish there was less math involved with testing server optimizations!

granted now it involves emoticons

I wish I had a BBQ to do these steaks on

Granted but everything you prepare on this barbeque turns to coal.

I wish I wasn't so tired. (How do I not stay awake after two cans of Monster?!)

*slips sanne some pep pills* granted and if that were me I'd be effed up, I can't drink energy drinks. They work TOO well.

Uhhhhhhhh I wish may cat farted rainbows (lmao I dunno, ran out of ideas)

Granted but their evil rainbows.

I wish Kim would join us to corrupt wishes more often! Heh.

Granted. But as she corrupts all the wishes errors pop up everywhere.

I wish I hadn't read A Game of Thrones yet, so I could read it again.

Granted, but there is an alternative ending involving Chuck Testa, Harry Potter, and pedobear.

I wish I had the best tasting soup in the wooorrrllllddd cooked whenever I wanted it!!

Granted but the chef who cooks it doesn't know what he's doing so it winds up always tasting horrid.

I wish I had more RPs I was in.

Granted, but all you rp partner's posts are 10 words or less and are in first person.

I wisssshhhhhhh....hmmmm....I wish I didn't have classes tomorrow : )