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Wish granted! Alas, you can only play them for ten minutes each day.

I wish... I could speak all languages fluently and understand them with ease!

Wish granted! Alas, you can only write in English.

I wish... that I could go to a twenty one pilots concert.

Granted--but you go deaf before you get there and can't hear a thing.

I wish humans could safely colonize the solar system.

Granted, but they don't live very long... No matter what you do, Mercury is still too hot, and Venus' atmosphere would crush you...

I wish I had an MP40 submachine gun, or, Maschinenpistole-40...

granted but it constantly jams

i wish i had some gum

Granted--but it's poisonous on contact.

I wish I had more time in the day

Granted...but today never ends, enjoy

I wish I had kids

(yEs pLs)

Granted, but they get into your garbage all the time. I guess that's what happens when you are raising baby goats.

I wish for my boat to not be sawed in half.

Granted. It explodes instead.

I wish I had a dime for every time someone told me they didn't understand my mood swings.

Granted...but you can't spend any of them because they're silver times and you now get arrested for tax fraud!

I wish I could always put my words down on paper perfectly the way I mean them to be!

Granted, but the dimes are fake.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Oof...okay. For Subtleknifewielder: Granted but they end up offending some people and you get shunned by everyone you know.

For KatayokuNoTenshiVII: Granted...but it's a time of silence and you're too talkative and everyone despises you for your easy going nature.

I wish crunchy peanut butter didn't exist.

Granted--no there's no peanut butter at all in the entire world and the people who liked it hate you!

I wish I could type faster

Granted, but now you think grammar and spelling aren’t important anymore, so everyone thinks you’re a two year old. Oh, and you are now titled “The worst writer in existence”


I wish for my funny memes to not be stolen

Granted--no one else thinks they are funny anymore so they never get stolen again.

I wish common sense was actually more common.

Granted, but now the people who had common sense don't have any.

I wish I would stop gettin' the cold.

Granted--now when you would get the cold, you get the flu instead!

I wish I never forgot the rules to a thread.

Granted, but now you forget the plot instead!

I wish Sammy wasn't a ghost...