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Olivia Davis (played anonymously)

“Your wish is granted, but they will never truly be able to appreciate the joy because they’ll have no sorrow to compare it to. Also, their faces will always hurt from the never ending smiles! Imagine how creepy it would be seeing everyone smiling in their sleep.

I wish for all unhoused people to have shelter, healthy food, clothing, and all their basic needs met.”
Harleen Quinzel (played anonymously)

"Well now, ain't this cute? Ya wanna help all the homeless? Sweets, that's adorable! Lock'em all up and throw away the key! I mean, Arkham sure does have good food. Especially on Thursdays! At least that's what Batsy would probably do!"

Harley would think long and hard about her wish and grin mischievously.

"I don't want nothin' fancy! Mista J already proved havin' stuff is hazardous to my health!"

She would sigh and have heart-shaped eyes.

"I just wanna settle down and have a happy little family."

Harley would break the fourth wall by looking directly at the screen. She shrugged, raised a fist, and grinned.

"What? Don't all girls deserve some kinda fantasy?"
Granted!

You get the perfect house, perfect partner, and a loving family…

...but it’s all on a reality TV show where you’re contractually obligated to live-stream every moment of your life, including bathroom breaks, bedrooms, cameras in cars. No privacy for the duration you remain in this happy little family.


I wish I could keep the metabolism of a twenty-one year old well into my twilight years.
Bailey Colson (played anonymously)

Bailey almost gasped out loud when she saw the handsome man. There was something about him that reminded her strongly of Gabe.

“Granted! You have the metabolism of a twenty-one-year-old forever… unfortunately, your joints, back, and memory still age like expired milk. Enjoy sprinting to the fridge while forgetting why you went there.”

She thought about her own wish for a moment, “I wish I could have the kind of life where the hardest decision I make all day is beach or pool.”
Harleen Quinzel (played anonymously)

"Ya make it too easy, dollface."

Harley would give the woman a devilsh smirk as she slowly circled her.

"Ya wish is granted. But there's a couple of problems. Now ya can't swim, and ain't no bathin' suit fittin' right. So ya goin' to the beach in jeans now, sweets?"

Harley winked and blew the woman a kiss as she thought about her next wish.

"My last wish didn't turn out so great. I'on like the idea of cameras everywhere. My next wish'll be betta! I wish I ruled Gotham! All the heroes'n villains would bow ta me and do my biddin', no questions asked! Ruin that one, if ya can! Hehe!"

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