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Is this a pointless question?

Duckface selfie! *snap*

Are we human, or are we dancer? My sign is vital; My hands are cold.

The answer is quite simple...KIRBY DANCE! <(0.0<) <(0.0)> (>0.0)>


Do you like waffles?

No.

What was ComicCon 2117 like?

Primitive as heck.

Why is my foot rash acting up?

Because you kicked Ivy.

What is a soul worth?

TWERK TEAM MAKES A SANDWICH!!!


What is the answer to this question?

Obama did it.

How long does it take to count to ten?

10,000 YEARS.

Why is it whenever I dial a random number I always get Pizza Hut?

Because God likes Pizza

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

More than Chuck Norris could chuck if he was a woodchuck that could chuck wood.

Why have aliens not contacted mankind yet?

Because aardvarks make good sandwiches!!!


Why are beach sunsets so romantic?

Because I said they were.

What causes rain?

Cupcake clouds.



What causes snow?

Cows eating the grass!


Why do cats meow?

Because they want to twerk but can't

How long until the end of the earth?

Today. Be careful tomorrow.

What are leaves green?

Because there's frosting on the cake.

There's a double rainbow all the way across the sky - what does it mean?!

That skittles are going to fall out!


Why do we die?

Because frogs fart!



Why do fish swim?