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What scares Batman?
Commitment.

What is he exact number between zero and infinite?
42

How do you cure Polio?
With a toothbrush.

Where does cold come from?
The cold comes from a planet a thousand galaxy's away, where diseases, illnesses and etc come to together in a small gathering. Then their assigned a person to infect from the grand master if all colds, THE END!

How do peel a banana with a sharp plastic cup?
By carefully dulling the banana with a razor.

When will the planet which we live on decide it doesn't like us, reverse gravity, and send us flying into space?
Just before the Meaning of Life has been discovered.

What do you get when you put a frog in a blender?
Sausages, liquidised

Unicorns... EGY AREN'T THEY REALZ!?
THEY ARE TOATS REAL! I SAW ONE RUN ACROSS A RAINBOW TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!

Where does oxygen come from?
From oompa loompas. Everyone knows that.


How do you find RP?
You wait for it to come to you.

Where does milk come from?
Alarm clocks that were crafted by the Gods of the Rotting Dinosaurs.

Where do dogs ACTUALLY go when they die?
A helicopter landing occupied by Power Rangers.

Since we have apparently discovered gravitational waves and dark matter, will we have faster-than-light travel in the next century?
Yes we will, and we'll also have developed keen senses to travel at the speed of light with. Senses mainly having to do with being able to actually tell where you're going before you hit a mountain.

Why does my heater work only in the summertime?
Because it is possessed by barbaric demons.


How do I describe the sky to my blind friend?
Inscribe it to him in braille.

Why so serious?
Answer: Because my father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Question: Why is the world round?
Because the rolling machine was left on last night.


You talking to me?
Are you making fun if my speech impairment!? (I don't actually have one xD)

Is Charlie actually running the chocolate factory now?
Actually, Charlie's running the sewage plant.

What will happen if I keep eating cookies and brownies for breakfast?

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