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You forgot to sing it a lullaby.

What should I do with this key?

Open a door to Narnia with it

Why did the dog bark at the tree?

Because it wanted its voice back


How much is that doggy in the window?

It's approximately worth the exact size of three tropical trees super-glued to each-other to be the size of a skyscraper. Come back when you've measured that.

Where can I get a Schwarts ring? I've looked in every Cracker Jack box there is.

Its in the space between spaces


How do you survive a zombie apocalypse with only a plastic spoon?

By melting it in a metal bucket and drinking it.

What do stopwatches even DO?

They stop the watch.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Nothing, I hate Ice cream! DEATH TO ALL THE ICE CREAM MAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What is cake?

Nothing. It's just a product of your imagination.

How do I get to Wonderland if I don't happen to know any white rabbits?

Buy a white rabbit. Pretty simple.

Can one simply walk into Mordor?

Yes, especially if he brought something to scuba-dive into the volcano with. I hear it's nice and warm in there, this time of year.

Why do I have a Rubik's Cube?

Because you got hungry.

Can you show me what love is?

No, I can't.

Why do break ups happen?

Because of parasitic brain-aliens that feed off of negative emotions.

When will water bottles learn to speak English?

When it becomes radioactive.

What is Nicolas Cage?

An elephant.

What color is the sky?

MAJORA'S MASK.

Hello! Are you a boy, or a girl?

I'm everything

How do you stop birds from making noises?

Give everyone in the world earplugs.

How do I keep living until the next season of Doctor Who comes out?

You should know your doctor's name, he's probably saved you a gazillion times!

What's the meaning of life?