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What's going to be the next movie blockbuster?

"The life and adventures of a pizza delivery man" Didn't you know?!

How do I twerk?

You need 7 light-bulbs, a ball of tinfoil and a blender.

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How do I Internet?

A flask of wine, a book of verse, and thou beside me whistling in the darkness.




How do I get this thing open?

It is rather quite simple, but I suppose I can assist you. First, you will need 3 crumpets with a cup of tea and a dash of honey. Second, you will need a dog sled with a Husky named Harvey.

How does one floss their dentures?

The first step is to boil a pot of water. As soon as half of the water has evaporated, pour the rest down the drain. Stick your tongue to the bottom of the pan and there you have it!

What defines beauty?

Anger.

Why is racecar spelled the same both ways?

because gravity is equal to lemon pie

who is stephen king?

A woman who writes romantic novels which have terrible buildup but an amazing pay-off in the end!

Why is the dark lord boss battle in Binding Of Isaac so hard?

I see what you did there

It's because Batman's Norwegian twice removed cousin dropped the milk, duh!

What happens if you snort cinnamon?

You learn how to feel colors.

Why is the sky blue?

Because of the alignment of the moons of Saturn and the way Donald trump combs his hair.

Is this just fantasy?

No, This Is Sparta!

Where did Stonehenge come from?

Rockstar aliens.

What is the Lebensborn program?

It's where babies come from.

Why does thr Grinch hate Christmas?

Because he's green.

What's so special about the lime light?

Because it made of actual limes Duh!


Is batman: arkham asylum a good video game?

Only if you like playing as superman.

Is using a flamethrower to cut the grass a good idea?

Yes...

Is Quetzalcoatl truly our great lord and savior?