Cue Matt just eating his pancakes, slowly. probably his fear of being tackled by a cow lady is probably getting to him. 
"Pretty strong" she'd pull out an AA-12 and mag dumped the cow woman..this did literally nothing but bruise her arms a little bit
"how am i alive...oh wait i'm a vampire"
"Matt, just walk away with the pancakes and i swear this cow woman won't charge tackle you.
"i can teleport him to safety"
"Nah. I'm pretty sure he's just gonna walk all the way to his house-"
Butter is content with her life its safe to exist now
welp im just gonna fix my rifle
She runs over "Ohhh YAYAYA, I heard you had a sword to be built!"
queue him just backflipping over ace because frankly being thrown across the room was not a thing he wanted to do
Mopping mopping mopping. Greed is still mopping all over the place. Including, moping the shade waker (Not really, i'm joking.)
"can you please stop mopping my boots?"
"Sure."
he however looked down to his boots they weren't that dirty...were they?
And Greed just mops away i guess.
"are my boots that dirty i mean i get i constantly walk in here coated in mud blood and dirt"
Maki and Tora are outside fighting with raw power so Fist to calves (or feet)
and he kept staring at his boots questioning if they were dirty
"Yes...they are Shade"
"eh wha? why did i not notice?"
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