"Would be weird if there was even a cow-girl talking to you to cure your boredom."
"Nolegs, don't even think about it."
She appears behind Matt her horns short as Norma "HiHi!"
"Oh-" Matt puts his hands up slightly. "Hey-"
" Does you has grass..or food in general"
"Uhh- Crap hmm-"
"use this." Nolegs quickly gave Matt wheat.
"Uhh- I have wheat?-"
"i uh have a sandwich?"
Cue Greed just mopping the floors. Like a pretty normal person.
She runs over to shade, tackling him into the ground as she steals said sandwich
"ooooooowwwwwwww"
"Oh-"
"Jesus Christ-"
"Huh?"
"i've just been tackled by a cow lady...for a sandwich...this is my life now"
She offers the cow lady a lollipop..this is how she tamed a cow
"the heck kind of logic is that" teleports away from under the cow and pats off his stuff
"Like a lot of my lollipops have a calming agent in them, helps with stress"
"i gave a cow and got sent flying out of the booth i was and to the ground and it hurt like a censored"
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