“Such a strangle lot of people here.”
autistic screeching noises...wait im a tank
"Yup"
accidentally drives through a wall...hans left the engine on
Jetwave stares at the tank. "Are you an Autobot or a Decepticon?"
its a tank it does not speak
"Umm, babe? I think it might just be a regular tank."
"huh who let the maus out of its warehouse?"
Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus wrote:
its a tank it does not speak
Chuckles menacingly as he is tempted to call in an A10 Warthog
"buddy its armor is 200mm thick at best you aren't going to kill it with an A-10"
((yeah just looked it up the A10 Warthog can only pen up to 69mm of armor at a distance of 500meters and 38mm of armor at a range of 1000meters
Tora and Honey are currently having a fun little sword fight, Tora actually keeps up with her
Climbs Into Maus VIII and looks around grinning "You're not my dad. I'm in a tank and you're not"
its engine was on but it was fully stocked with ammo for the MG32 and shells for both the 125mm and 75mm guns on the turret
"Well scrap."
((is it bad i did research on the Maus for this meme character
Three Borg drones beam into the room. "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
the gun swings around bringing both its 125mm gun and 75mm gun to bear on the borg and fires a HE shell obliterating the drones
Two more drones materialize, the disembodied voice repeating their mantra of "Resistance is futile". These drones are equipped with forcefields that can repel the tank shells.
it just runs them over crushing them beneath 188 tons of rolled german steel
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