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“…Uh. Can I help you, or somethin’?” Insert unamused tiger noises—Except the only thing she’s got related to a tiger is the ears and her tail?

Azumi is double jumping.... why is she double jumping???

She seems to have had a change of clothes as she is now wearing smaller version of scout's attire, complete with the headset and cap.

Inspektor Bonk is proud that he turned a wise old fox into a fox with zoomies... or one can say, 'zumis

*Laugh track*

Insert Indra just internally groaning despite not hearing the joke, being it a description of the joke and not the actual one…so…yeah?

Pyro is busy trying to start a fire

((It's fine, because the narrator narrating Azumi is about to say the following: ))

Azumi puts the dead chat on a recliner and Frankensteins the chat.

"It's alive, it's alive!", Azumi exclaimed, now cosplaying as a discount Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb with night vision goggles. Despite being known for being a calm and wise fox spirit, she was influenced by a certain Inspektor to be as unpredictable as possible with no explanation as to why she had changed her behavior. She simply said, "Funneh"

"My goggles!", The Cloaker said as he realized his night vision goggles were stolen by Azumi. He couldn't stay mad at her for being so cute. However, he is rather terrified of her going full mad scientist.

*Muffled gibberish* (Translation: "Azumi reminds me of the Medic")

Cue Peanut just looking at the 4th wall. "It's funny on how this is going down." Fourth Wall Break Count: 1

"Nope, don't need help. I'm just walking around you because i'm just bored. Besides, this place has gone quiet than that blue-skinned person i fought in that chest... well, he did look like me- But here we are."

“…Right.”

"Logic is nothing more than a illusion we use to make sense of things when in true reality nothing makes sense at all, even if do find a way to confirm all logic that confirmation could break logic itself.... So yes I would like 17 gallons of popcorn butter in my popcorn"

Winter's head starts smoking as she tries to process that whole 20 minute lecture "...It was just popcorn-" she'd say before collapsing

"I had a strange dream. I dreamed that I saw a soldier standing next to my bed. I couldn't see their face, but I knew they were a soldier somehow. I thought I was seeing my late husband Jeff, so I called out to him. There was no answer, and then I woke up."

Kiara enters some bar nice friendly people here she said to her self and went to order a drink

“Ya sure that you ain’t screwed up in the head, lady?” She raises a brow at Natalie. “I mean it’s not my business, but ya know.”

"I'm fine, thanks. I mean, I'm a bit nervous because I'm gonna be a mom and I don't have the support of a significant other for it, but otherwise fine. At least my colleagues at work are supportive of me."

Kiara order a drink

"Oh, I'm a mother!", the Kitsune told Natalie gleefully, "I can give you tips on time management. Actually, where is my son? Renny!"

A human wearing a jacket came from behind a barrel, he looked confused and scared

"Mom", he said, catching his breath, "Don't A-pose while sliding anymore..."

"Aw, alright. I thought that was your generation's humor?"

"I know, but I didn't expect it to be much more terrifying in real life"

The Inspektor laughed at Ren.

Dwayne "Can I have a cherry punch and a fruit punch for the Lady" (Bartender scott)"Okay coming up"

"Thanks. I'm Dr Natalie Manning."