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"Wait…Max wasn't talking about cooking."

"N-No no he is!-" he turned to Max "Are you trying to get the bar destroyed?-" he asked him quietly "Last thing we need is a rampaging Drael-"

*confused floof*

Astoria glares at Maz before hugging Fumizuki. "OF course he was talking about food, although... I cannot cook."

"I'd rather not talk about the things I did in the War."

"Did someone say WAR?" Suddenly, Fake Peppino proceeds to play Thousand March on a speaker.

Astoria glares at him before turning it off.

Well it kinda became my business he’s my boss and he looked like he just shoved holders around for hours and here * he tossed her the cream that he put on the table for Mathius * max: just put that stuff on him and it’ll help him a lot

Astoria set Fumizuki down before walking up to Max, fuming. "What we do in our own time, IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!" She slapped him across the face, holding back everything as to not kill him with the impact.

Medea honestly poked Max "dude, thats like relationships n stuff.. like human like gods, try not to talk about it with people they think its weird-"

"Also war lady if you felt bad for anyone in particular I can revive them as long as I have a name to do so-"

"Awh..."

Max: what the hell lady why the hell am I the bad guy here I didn’t say go effing divorce him or something I was being nice and giving you something becouse look at him he lookes like a sac of potatoes just sitting around how hard do you think it is to run a bar with magic people from effing everywhere and learn to take some sarcasm I wasent meaning like actually relieving him I just ment like when’s the last time he relaxed or something * he said shocked as he stood up almost angry *

Fake Peppino just silently watches while walking over to a seat. It's better for him to not interfere since it would be pretty rude to do so. "..."

(pretty weird to see a alien clone have manners, huh?)

( I mean I’ve seen weirder things lol ) max: but like really I’m not trying to pry on your love life I’m just looking out for my boss so he dosent look like crap all the time ok so can we all just relax and freaking smoke something * he said as he went to the front door and stepped outside for a minute to smoke something to calm down *

"Don't talk to my wife like that again....." He said sternly to Max. He went over and he curled himself into Astoria and sighed.

* max walks again * max: why the hell am i the bad guy here I tried helping you out your wife accused me of prying into your love life and then slapped me for giving her something to help you all I do is be nice to you all and then I get yelled at someone explain that to me huh really i want to know how the hell am I the bad guy huh?

Fumizuki joins the snuggle pile.

Astoria is still fuming.

Fake Peppino then pats Mathius. "I'm not sure if he didn't mean it but, I would do something about him if he did... I.. remember the time I ripped Pizzahead to shreds after I asked Peppino if I can murder him... And seeing his hatred towards him was a yes. Also, that lady's irritation also reminded me of Peppino, but... man. I just hate it when people doesn't sometimes get along at times. I mean, I just want this whole place to be peaceful or whatever after the tower was destroyed."

Fake Peppino then stops patting Mathius before turning away to think of some ways to make this place a better environment. "..."

Max: exactly you people have no reason to yell at me and slap me huh * he said looking at Mathius and Astoria * max: but I will rightfully apologize for whatever I did I just want to hear exactly what I did * he said waiting for a answer *