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DeAndre saw a cute kitten and started petting it gently

"But what makes the monowiff piece go boom?"

blows up some demon with a RPG "did someone say boom?"

DeAndre oh no

*smol floof sigh*

“Boom! Ahahaha~”

casually falls into the bar "yo, I live"

DeAndre the heck? oh well he was finishing his milkshake

Cowpoke Ralsei tried inserting a coin into a vending machine to order what could hopefully be a milkshake. The coin was suddenly rejected by the vending machine. He repeatedly inserted the coin several times, not realizing that it was out of order. When he did realize it was out of order, he immediately gave up and sat on a nearby couch. It was then the vending machine came to life and suddenly said, "Catch this, slugger!" and blasted a milkshake in a can straight at him. He caught it but was unfortunately unable to resist the force of the shot, sending him flying. The vending machine then disappeared.

"How-"

Azumi and her son came to the Cowpoke's aid.

"Was that a heister?", Ren asked, but soon realized none of the heisters the three all knew was a sentient vending machine.

"Tell me I'm not the only one who saw that."

"Yeah, a lot of people saw that. Can't we ever have normal vending machines around here?"

she flutters in, yawning "naptimes over"

"You missed some weird stuff happening."

"I'm starin' to hate this over and over- hey what the hell?- I see something." Nolegs starts to inspect the pieces closer.

"Oh! A new discovery?", Azumi said to Nolegs, wagging her tails.

"Yeah.. I see some weird language on em. It seems to be an alien-type language-" And as for Nolegs saying that, Alien Hominid just YEETS Nolegs off that seat.

"Let me see that!" Alien Hominid starts inspecting the alien language. "Hmm..."

"Hey, that wasn't very nice!", Azumi said, crossing her arms

"i think my neck just snapped-" x_X"