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“It may amaze you to know that I don’t give a flying CENSORED.”

"it may amaze you even more that i don't care"

Bold of Nolegs to just ignore. Probs too busy or some sort.

"Language, pwease."

“Ugh. Fine.”

just peers up from his book stifling a laugh

Fumizuki raises an eyebrow. "What funny, Shade?"

"various things fumizuki various things"

DeAndre was working on his skateboard until Mackenzie texted him

"Hmm-" Insert one of the pieces exploding in Nolegs' face. "AH- of course. one of the pieces gets blown up. I keep forgetting about that." Nolegs then shook the explosive dust off him.

DeAndre saw a cute kitten and started petting it gently

"But what makes the monowiff piece go boom?"

blows up some demon with a RPG "did someone say boom?"

DeAndre oh no

*smol floof sigh*

“Boom! Ahahaha~”

casually falls into the bar "yo, I live"

DeAndre the heck? oh well he was finishing his milkshake

Cowpoke Ralsei tried inserting a coin into a vending machine to order what could hopefully be a milkshake. The coin was suddenly rejected by the vending machine. He repeatedly inserted the coin several times, not realizing that it was out of order. When he did realize it was out of order, he immediately gave up and sat on a nearby couch. It was then the vending machine came to life and suddenly said, "Catch this, slugger!" and blasted a milkshake in a can straight at him. He caught it but was unfortunately unable to resist the force of the shot, sending him flying. The vending machine then disappeared.

"How-"

Azumi and her son came to the Cowpoke's aid.

"Was that a heister?", Ren asked, but soon realized none of the heisters the three all knew was a sentient vending machine.