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Granted, however all plant life just blew up.


I wish some fictional characters could become reality.

Granted. But all of the characters that become real are the psychopathic killers and they throw the world into chaos and destruction.


I wish I wasn't so shy.

Granted, but now you have to stand on a stage infront of the whole world and just stand there waving for three hours.


I wish I had some cotton candy...

Granted, But unfortunately you find a human ear in your cotton candy

I wish for a one dollar bill.... only one

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish my new computer's keyboard wasn't so insensitive to my fast typing...

That's regular for me, so I think I can deal with that.

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Granted; it's being insensitive to your feelings now.

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I wish I had a giant bottle of Pepsi...

Granted! But it expired in 2000.

I wish I had more video games..

Granted; they're all the same game and none of the copies work. At least the case cover is nice.

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I wish I could create any Sci-Fi spaceship ever imagined.

Granted but they are only model replicas the size of a grape fruit.

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I wish for a pet that won't bite me.

Done, its a scorpion and it'll ...um...spike you

I want to play, but there's no above wish :'( ... So...

I wish for a reply to this comment.

Granted: Someone replies but it is a monster behind your back.

I wish for perfect concentration.

Granted. You have perfectly concentrated cranberry juice.

I wish the breadsticks weren't already gone.

Granted, but now the breadsticks are conspiring to kill you.

I wish I had a spoon...

I fail to see the corruption of the last wish. The breadsticks still aren't capable of doing anything other than being breadsticks! Now they just can conspire without any way to execute a plan. Unless they suddenly become animate...

I grant your wish anyway, but the spoon you have is one of two spoons owned by an Alakazam. You are crushed under the immense psionic pressure applied through the power of his mind.

I wish I could be a real live Pokémon Trainer! (Or better yet, a Pokémon Ranger! )

Granted: your starter/partner is a level 1 magikarp that only knows splash and you wind up pissing off mewtwo. Have fun with that.

I wish I could be lugia.

Granted but tour a plastic figure of lugia

I wish i had a pool

Granted but its a kiddie pool full of fire ants.

I wish for a positive response to this wish

Granted.
*hydra waddles in and sprays the thread with corrosive acid*

I wish I had a better way to answer that one.

Granted. Virus hands Danger a time-turner. Knock yourself out.

I wish I had a more even tan...