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Granted, you, like your wish, are nonexistent.

I wish that people didn't get turned away from rping with me because I only have two 'normal' human characters.

Granted, instead only terrible rpers who you can't stand rp with you

I wish upon a falling star for something fun to happen

(Oops. My bad. @YodelingBear)

Granted, it lands on earth and causes a massive explosion.

I wish people would stop cracking their necks.

Granted, they pop their neck instead

I wish upon a wishing well for bluffing skills

Granted...but now you have to bluff everything instead of telling the truth when you should, leading to countless embarrassing moments as you work to manipulate people into doing what they're supposed to. And if you don't use your bluffing skills, disastrous consequences always ensue.

Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight--I wish that sipping from a mug wasn't so annoyingly noisy.

Granted, it hurts instead.

*Rubs the lamp* I wish I had a gigantic butt.

Granted but you are teased like heck and can never sit down.

I wish all food anyone(including me) eats tastes amazing and is satisfyingly filling

Granted, but there is a very limited supply, and after that runs out all the food tastes like trash.

I wish I was better at art.

Granted. You need to be less negitive.

I wish I could have a pet.

/oof/
Granted, but that pet turns out like Cujo.

I wish I had a dream catcher.

Granted. Make one. https://heyletsmakestuff.com/10-diy-dreamcatcher-tutorials/

I wish my pet was a cat.

Granted--but it hates you and claws up everything it can reach.

I wish I could write that novel I always wanted to write.

Granted, but everyone else hates it.

I this statement was false.

It's true, you wrote it.

I wish the wish below didn't get corrupted.

Granted...because the game ends, now you have people angry at you for ruining their fun!

I wish people would stop repeating the wish for their statement to be false.

/wait— i can’t delete it oof
ignore please/

But it's false... it's true that it's false. But if it's true... it's false... But if it's false... it's true... IT'S A FREAKING PARADOX. And thanks for ruining it.

Misspell destroy paradoxes, duh. Did you ever go to paradox school?

https://www.rprepository.com/community/forumthread.php?t=66421 is the reboot.

Granted. Just granted, because I don't want to corrupt that wish, because its annoying that people wish that.

I wish that I could have my own bathroom