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I wish for unlimited knowledge

Granted, but you realise that the world is nothing but a cosmic joke made by some random people via the internet.

i wish for a life.

do me a favor and corrupt that...

Granted, but your an egotistical and maniacal dictator, who is hated by everyone.

I wish for happiness

Granted, but you only have it for a year.

I wish I could bring any video game character to the real world.

Granted, but said video game characters constantly follow you around 24/7 and live in your house wether you want them to or not and consistently mess everything up or are always getting in trouble and embarrass you.

I wish for new combat boots.

Granted, but end up getting athlete's foot after wearing them.

I wish for an easier life.

Granted but you get depressed because it's too easy.

I wish for snow.

Granted, but the snow is acidic.

I wish I had the Buster Sword, and the strength to carry and wield it successfully.

Granted but the metal is so thin that it breaks after one use.

I wish I was a better writer.

granted but your first book causes so much outrage you have a professional assassin sent after you

i wish i was in an anime

Granted but that anime is a reboot of Naruto and you get killed


I wish I was married to Johnny Depp

granted, but you find out he cheated on you with melania trump

i wish i was famous

Granted, but the reason why you are famous is that you were a serial killer caught murdering children. This causes you to become the most hated person in America.

I wish for a new laptop.

granted but it can only run videos at 144p

i wish i knew love

Granted, but the person you fall in love with ends up giving a very unwanted gift. Gonorrhea.

I wish for a girlfriend who will love me.

granted but its really a cross-dressing guy fierri

That's even better.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i wish i had control over everyone in the world

Granted, but you have to control them in a 1984-esque way.

I wish to be able to play a mean guitar, playing the heaviest of metals.