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Granted but all your instruments and equipment are made of tungsten.

I wish for five dollars

Granted, but it was stolen from an orphan

I wish for some Mounds (It's a candy bar)

Granted, but it was laced with cyanide.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted, but you can only go backwards or forwards in million year intervals.

I wish I could cook like Julia Childs.

Granted, but you now share a body with Julia Child.

I wish for a fleece blanket.

Granted, but it has a little unpleasant surprise, smallpox.

I wish for world peace

granted but there are riots everyday near you

i wish for immortality

Granted, but allthing except you will perish, leaving you in an empty void for the rest of your existance.

I wish for a stable mental health.

Granted, but you went outside a lot to relive stress and and be happy, which caused you to have too much sun exposure and develop skin cancer.

I wish for a new phone

granted but its a flip phone with no cell service

i wish i had more subs on my youtube channel

Granted, but they are bots

I wish I could shape shift into a dragon and am able to remember to switch back.

granted but your dragon form cant control the fire.

i wish i was a haunted entity in a game everybody plays

Granted, but all you are is a bug in the game that is really easy to fix

I wish I had super strength.

granted but you have jelly legs

i wish my crush would notice me

Granted, but turns out they're an obsessive, possessive psychopath who hates anyone else who gives you love and attention.

I wish my kitty would get better.

Granted, though the cat will only get better for a year, and after that, it's a hit and miss.

I wish...for the sequel of Final Fantasy Type-0 to be released.

Granted, but it is full of bugs and almost unplayable.

I wish for for women to notice me pls

granted but they are all psychotic

i wish i was markus from detroit: become human

Granted, but you get shot fam

I wish i was good boi connor who stays alive and isn't evil and doesn't get hank killed