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Do you know what nemesis means?

Body fat.

What color is orange water?

Blue.

Why do helium balloons float?

Because they are magical


Have you checked the children?

Nope

What's the distance between the Earth and the Moon?

One is large, and other other is larger

How much can you know about yourself if you haven't been in a fight?

The meaning of life.

Who invented toilet paper?

Uranus


Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

With panties on my head and everything.

Why do people always pair wine and cheese?

Because a wise old man said to.

What ever happened to Mary Jane?

She sold her soul to the devil.

Why is my foot leaking a green ooze?

You watched 'flubber' too much

How strong is the force of gravity on Jupiter?

Jupiter does not exist.

Who the heck is Morgan Freeman?

That dancing fox at the end of the block.


Why do people believe ghosts do not exist?

Because the greatest trick the ghosts ever pulled was convincing the world they didn't exist.

What is the matrix?

Definitely a type of rock.

Why?

Cheese.

Why are chips crunchy?

"chips" is not a valid term.

Do sheep dream?

Yes, of robots.

What's a salami made of?

Kittens!


who is Gamzee Makara?