Pyro wrote:
"Mmmph mh mmm mmm mmph." Pyro waves to Matt.
cue hominid being a jpeg. "Mamma mia, papa pia, baby got the diarrhea-" Hominid.jpeg has stopped working
queue shade just sitting alone in a corner sipping on a soda
Butter is losing her ___ in the background "GET THIS BELL OFF OF MEEEEEE!"
he just rips it off her "better?"
Matt wrote:
"Hmm..." Matt pulled out a translator then turned it on. "So uh, what did you say?"
"Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph 'Mhhph mh mh mhhp mh mhp mhpph mhhpp'." ["What I said to you was 'You look like you are very flammable'."]
"Uh- Yeah, on second thought, i wouldn't want to be toast." 
"Yesh!" Butter offers him a very large missile..how does she even have this..WHERE DOES SHE KEEP IT-
"WHA-"
he just takes the missiles and plops it down next to his other weapons
"I enjoy dairy products..is that weird-"
"no why would it be"
"Im a cow, I feel like I shouldn't be eating yogurt-"
"You look like Miss Kashino."
"so? just because you look like a cow doesn't make you a cow"
(she is straight up a cow girl... that makes her part cow.)
"I am litterally a cow woman, I got messed up by some funky experiment-"
"thats not what i meant you may have attributes that make you look like a cow you yourself are a human albeit with cow like traits"
"I mean, I just look mostly human, other than the horns and the tail, I apparently taste good too cause your vampire friend has been biting me for the past hour" yeah..red's been draining her for a while, first things first how is the cow not turned, second how is she not at least unconscious-
"you can't turn a cow into a vampire as for her being my friend thats...stretching it a bit"
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