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Unfortunately, due to brushing it off, the molecular particles tip the world's gravitational field so much that Venus collides with Mars and we all get an extreme and rapid rise in temperature due to the surface of the Venus. Eventually Venus melts through the surface of Mars and merges with it and you got a planet that looks like you blew a bubble wrong as well as it being off balance and we're slowly teetering towards the Sun, that escalated quickly, yet very slowly... Huh.

Fortunately, a wormhole swallows the planet before we can burn up . Then it deposits us safely back to where we were and in a stable orbit.

Unfortunately, the double planet is still intact and in the new orbit the gravitational field is increased, so now we're all getting squished under our own weight.

foryunately everone has anti graviotanional pull boots

Unfortunately, all our boots are fueled with potato chips and I have eaten all the potato chips.

Fortunately, we have plenty of starch chips which work just as well.

Unfortunately, Nekoshou6241 developed an addiction to eating anti-gravitational pull boots and now we don't have any left.

fortunately there are no boots

YOU SHOULD'VE HAD A FORTUNATE REPLY!!!!!!!!

Thank you for editing it through the fortunate reply still is a double negative.

and play it through

Ok since this thread has been derailed, I'll start it up again with a fortunately.

Fortunately, we all have some amazing space pizza to eat!

Unfortunately, we're all allergic to space pizzas.

Fortunately, this space pizza is gluten free!!! I don't see how that helps at all.

Unfortunately, it turns out that our bodies now actually need gluten.

Fortunately, the planet that we're on has gluten in its surface. As well as gluten meteors that come from the planet's moon.

Unfortunately a fraction of people that use the gluten become addicts and start going insane

Fortunately, the other fraction creates a rehabilitation center where they take in addicts and purify the gluten inside the addicts' bodies, as well as the gluten they eat.

Unfortunately, corruption strikes! Everyone is now addict to a new, potent gluten-based drug.

Fortunately, the drug is extremely affordable for everyone and as a side effect makes people very kind.

Unfortunately, after the collision of the two planets nobody thought up a new type of currency, or government, so now everybody is looting and ransacking pharmacies around the world.