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Unfortunately one of the vampires is a psychiatrist and manages to cure their Lunaphobia causing vampire attacks to skyrocket.

Fortunately, the sparkles of themselves and other vampires blind them, turning the population of vampires into a Vampire/Falmer mix, and they all go underground. Bye! Bye!

Unfortunately with the vampires gone the Werewolves come out to play...

Fortunately the werewolves eat seafood only.

Unfortunately some of the mutated people look like fish

Fortunately, victory comes back and sucks up everybody, better bring a book, all of us end up in a different dimension because victory is not a black hole it's a wormhole. All the mutants end up somwhere else though.

Unfortunately, while there are no longer any mutants, the same is not true of giant man-eating ants. Yup we are now in a C rated horror film.

Fortunately the mermen also lived in this dimension and they had a feud with the ants, so instead of the ants trying to kill us they are caught up with trying to ill the mermen.

Unfortunately the mermen are losing the battle with the ants, and are now asking us for help.

Fortunately we learn that the ants taste just like lobster so we break out the machetes and molten butter.

Unfortunately we find out that eating an ant shortens your lifespan by a year

Fortunately, I somehow get stuck with the fortunately(s) so I can't think of anything and I'll just say that Atlas ((You know the one who holds the world)) drops us while picking his nose. So we all get dropped into an abyss and something!

Unfortunately the earth is sucked up into a black hole.

Fortunately by some unexplained reason the Earth and everyone on it go through in one piece and end up in an alternate dimension

Unfortunately, the Earth is in the middle of nowhere. There's no stars or planets close by to orbit, so it's like permanently night everywhere.

Fortunately the black hole sucks us back to our Milky Way Galaxy, back in the spot of the 3rd planet from the sun.

Unfortunately, Mercury was destroyed in a collusion with a large asteroid so Mars is now the 3rd planet from the sun.

Fortunately the sky is still very pretty to look at without our misfortunate neighbor planet.

Unfortunately it's minus −67 °F on Mars so we are freezing to death.

Fortunately, due to our wild ride through space and time, we've kinda brushed it off like " It's -67? Eh."