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Fortunately, since it makes everyone kind, no one gets hurt, as the looters share the drug with those that need them more.

Unfortunately, the resources other than gluten needed to create the drug slowly begin to decline in abundancy, until it runs out. Now everybody is going crazy eating each other. Yay! Cannibalism! ((Is that how you spell it?))

Omnomnomnom!
Wait, what?

Oh, yes.
Fortunately, an alien passes by, facepalms, and uploads everyone's mind in a lyoko-type supercalculator.

Unfortunately, there is a virus in the supercalculator, we're now all just corrupted data.

Fortunately, some random alien had made a separate save file of humanity in a USB prior to the virus corrupting the data, so they just use the restore point. :B

Unfortunately some moron fed the supercalculator to a space squid.

Fortunately, the squid is a silenced follower of The Elden Beast, which is granted power by said Beast and materializes the data into matter making humans again using weird magic.

Unfortunately a large number of people now worship the space squid as a God and have started a crusade against the other religions.

Fortunately: The squid is benevolent and their 'crusade' involved handing out pamphlets and candies to entice people to join them.

Unfortunately the candy was made with the squid's ink, which was very toxic.

Fortunately some kind of weird natural selection accelerated immensely, causing everybody to build an immunity to the squid's toxin

Unfortunately, everyone also developed a second appendix.

Fortunately, unlike our first appendix, this new one is actually useful as it stores the squids venom and releases it harmlessly through our bloodstream which makes us poisonous to eat.

Unfortunately it also makes us stink. Badly.

Fortunately, this stink causes us to ward off unwanted people.

Unfortunately, it also attracts sand fleas

Fortunately The flees carry millions of dollars with them

Unfortunately, they're Zimbabwe dollars, or another currency worth less than the paper it's made of.

Fortunately aliens love Zimbabwe dollars and are worth twice their weight in gold.

Unfortunately, that much alien gold crashes the global economy (if it hasn't already been crashed in this game)