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Granted - but your semi seems to remember that one time you were less than nice and wants revenge.

I wish that I get rid of the ache in my tailbone.

Granted but you soon find that another ache is felt in your neck, arms and head.

I wish I had something fun to do.

Granted, but now you can't stop doing that task under any circumstances.

I wish to have a cup that filled with whatever liquid I thought about.

Granted, but the moment you try to drink from or pour the liquid it disappears again.

I wish I wasn't so lazy to get up and make breakfast.

Granted, but making breakfast makes you feel empty and without a soul from now on.

I wish I could litteraly rock people's socks off.

Granted, but everyone you do so to has a horrible case of static electricity for days.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted - you teleport into a sealed off cavern with no way out, and find the powers fueling your teleport skill don't reach through rock

I wish I had a great job in an office with a view of a waterfall

Granted- Sadly the office is is part of a nuclear waste facility causing the water to be polluted and highly toxic. Leaving the land around it barren and dead.


I wish to See a Sasquatch riding a unicycle.

Granted, you see him - unfortunately he sees you and he's hungry, and the unicycle gives him the speed advantage over you...

I wish I could morph at will into any one of my three characters.

Done. However, you will feel excrutiating pain when doing so.

I wish for a portable time machine.

Granted however the time machine only goes back to one date in the year 1977 (and you cant change it).


I wish I could hover above the ground a few feet in the air and slowly move down to the ground (safely) whenever I wanted.

Granted, but some government scientists see you do it so they take you to their lab where they do a series of very painful experiments on you.

I wish I could run for five miles without getting hot or tired.

Granted but you get super cold instead.

I wish that I could could get to sleep for 8 hours.

Granted, but after that eight hours of sleep, you can never sleep again.

I wish I could make it stop snowing.

Granted, the snow turned into hail... and never stops... ever.

I wish I had my own little hipster as a pet. I'd feed it daily and love it forever.

Granted, but never love anything else

I wish pokemon was real

Granted but Pokemon capture and rain humans. Mwahahahahaha

I wish I could control everything!

Granted but you where unable to control your untimely demise.


I wish I could see though any object I desire. (walls, clothes, ground ect) O_O

Granted, but when talking to others, you look down too often

I wish....... that Nyan cat flew through this forum

(Just a note: I do that anyway besides I wanted to do it more to see though walls and the ground find hidden treasure and stuff so that works for me/ Loophole: Only when talking to others, so If I dont talk to them jackpot)

Anyway back to the game: Granted but Nyan cat destroys your RPR account as it flys by.


I wish I had more (white meat) turkey sammiches