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Granted but I cut their heads off to try and replicate that one time where that chicken ran around for a year after having its head cut off.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

it isn't

I wish my laptop battery never died!

Granted. I threw it off a cliff instead.


I wish for my very own MacBook.

Granted, but it will never power up.

I wish for the most corrupted and satanic platypus in existence.

Granted. Its spurs (those little spikes on the backs of its hind feet. Oh, you didn't know about them? Yeah. Well. They're venomous. And deadly to humans.) are used to kill you. It then feeds on your soul.




I wish to own the RPR. And make all of the RPites my slaves. (Kitty talking)

Granted, but someone hacks the site, destroys it and frees us all.

I wish I could make epic art of my characters that everyone can see and I never lose them.

Granted, but the sketches are magic, and they make your characters real, and they all want to punish you for the horrible things you've done to them

I wish i could sleep

Granted, but you never wake up! You are perpetually in a dream world.

I wish for Kitty to be freed from SD's snuggly grip of death.

Granted but then he falls into my snuggly grip of death >D

I wish people would stop bringing guns to school .3.

<Would hate to be the jerk who has to corrupt this wish .. oh wait..>

Granted but they bring them to bingo halls instead.

I wish my house would clean itself!

Granted, but your house is rather clumsy at it and breaks everything that's inside it every time it cleans itself, including furniture.

I wish I had a goldfish.

Granted. You now have a fish that has been touched by King Midas.


I wish for a lifetime supply of non-icky, always-fresh, tasty, unstealable, non-replaceable, poison-immune, un-crushable, indestructible, exclusive-to-me-only chocolate chip cookies!

Granted but they are in an unbreakable sealed glass case, and you can never touch them.

I wish it would be friday.

Dern you.

Granted, but the world's ended by then.

I wish for Majora's Mask.

Granted. *has you replica of the Majora's mask.*

I wish Okami came out with an awesome squeal where you play as Ammy again that I get to play.

Yay! YAY! THANK YOU! I hope it was big *runs off to sell it to a jeweller and buys a whole aquarium*

Granted but then Ammy blows up.

I wish people would shut up about friday cause there is proof it aint gonna happen.

Granted, but you die first because you're not a believer.


You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?


I wish I had Majora's Mask.

Granted, but Link comes and takes it from you.

I wish I could see the look on everyone's face who thought that the 21st would be the end of the world.

Granted. You'll spend the rest of your life being shown pictures of these people, even in your dreams.

I wish I was taller.