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Brahms from "The Boy" but like, better smelling, probably.

Aria: Pretty bird lady wants to sing and learn about that great, big world out there, but thinks your opinions about "clothing is important" and "people aren't food" are objectively wrong.

Biologist lady with a gun collection has a research assistant who lives in her lungs.

What happens when you dunk a cat in glue then throw googly eyes at it.

"Functioning" alcoholic attempts raising small child

Too stupid to die. Too stupid to live too, honestly.

Dumb space model, except he hates himself and has no control over his emotions.
But hey, he's good at cleaning.

Useless Gay™ who spends too much of her time thinking about running through a rainstorm and into the arms of a pretty girl. Aside from hopeless romantic daydreaming, her main hobbies are pretending to be straight and throwing magical snowballs in order to avoid freezing herself to death.

Forgot these guys

Yaaz - fancy beast warlock patron, enjoys naked Sunday and getting into peoples business.

Seykal - hybrid with overbearing parents. Would rather get eaten by owlbear then face constant matchmaking.

Zreek - scream bird.

Siobhan - side character TM

Take a xenomorph, but make it fluffy, smart, and friendly. Also make it a cyborg, to increase the level of badassery.

Woodland butch plaid queen go brr, then eats you

(RPR-safe answer) Killer boyfriend material.

Zesty short lad with a lot of metal

ex-cultist tries his best. cries over cheese sandwich. would like to take apart see your wares.

Perpetually hungry dad.

Imaginary fashionista

Dolly Parton, Hulk Hogan & a dog all blended together in an American flag bikini. Oh, and it's the mayor of that town in the horror movies where the run-down gas station is.

A bedbug with daddy issues.

Man ruins his back at work. The wrong kind of doctor cures it. He's now allergic to onions instead! No garlic bread for you, my friend.