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Richard Wolf: "Care to sing while I play? I'm sure you have the voice of an angel. After all, you look like one."

Risrya: <Insert pickup line that is way too vulgar to be put on here.>

The Two Snakes (Seriphi): "If you ever got hurt, I would be right there to tend to your every need."

The Two Snakes (Thorstein): "You look pretty cold. Come here and let me warm you up. I've got a nice, gentle fire that'll burn for you and no one else."

Vilihame of the Nightfall: "The beauty of the dragons from my home is nothing compared to your exquisite looks."

Vivian: Unable to speak, he holds out a rose while shyly looking away.

Volker Abel: "Even if it means giving up on all that I've worked for, I'll take a bullet to save you, Schatzi."

I'm pretty sure that's how things would go for all of my sin-namon rolls. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be hiding in the darkest corner of the earth to think about my decisions in life.
Warning: These are gonna suck because I'm bad at this sorta thing. kill me...no seriously...kill me...
Alice: I-I w-wanna sp-spend m-my l-life w-with y-you, e-even if i-it's sh-short...cause your my true love...

Elyssa: I will be your sword and shield, and you my light in the darkness that I will protect....no matter the cost!

Krayola: *serenades you*

Lux:*shows his love through action like hugging and giving you presents and being thoughtful*

Vie:You can do whatever you wish to me....even hurt me if you like...because I'd die without you...

Yuan: Even if I was never suppose to even be born to begin with...you give me purpose...I'll always be by your side...that is..if you'll have me.
Spirit (played anonymously)

"Hey baby, you turn my software into hardware."


It's funny because he's an android. LAUGH
Amaya Boren (played by TheCookiesAreGolden)

Ey, are you a scythe? 'cause if you are I wanna be with you forever.

*cringe*

Good lorde I suck.
Scout (played by Otaku-Friend)

Ow... i bit my lip... will you kiss it better *puts on cute face*
Joshua Hill (played by duckling_)

"Are you a video game? Because I'd love to play you every day."

"That was terrible."

"Fine. Let me try again." *proceeds to think* "Are you made of Skittles? Because I wanna' taste the rainbow."

"I'm dying inside."

"Bare with me. Tell me to tell you more about myself."

"What?!"

"Just do it."

"Fine. 'Tell me more about yourself'."

"Well, my favourite position is when I'm on top, I'll tell you that."

*is dying*

(credits for the last one goes to Noe ^^ Stolen from his char, Null, in a roleplay we did)
Artemis (played anonymously)

The cake may be a lie but me loving you isnt
Tsubasa (played by Otaku-Friend)

"H-hey.... you have pretty eyes... they'd look better on my bedroom floor- Wait! What?!"

oh well he tried
JaVa (played anonymously)

Are you an anti body because I'm losing my body!
"You may just be the prettiest angel I've ever seen! Oh, you're not? That's even better!"
Sans The Skeleton (played anonymously)

Are you coffee because I like you a latte
Cerberus (played by nani_tan)

He thought out the scene in his head, feeling smooth. He opened his mouth to talk;

"HEy.. .. Y-You're so hot you'd make the devil sw-swea--HHghk" He broke out into coughs and splutters before calming himself. He was sweating nervously and felt like an idiot.

He inhaled.

"WANNA GET COFFEE."

((Cerberus isn't one for pickup lines as you can tell XDD
"Drop your pants and sit down."
RedLantern

Janella Silentread wrote:
"Drop your pants and sit down."

xD xD xD!!

HaaHaaHaaa! xD Somehow, I just love it! xD

I just an't help to think about a real life situation, lol.
Captain Garan Dutar (played by Corinthi)

"How would you like to be keelhauled, if you know what I mean?" *winks*
Leo ''Null'' Picasso (played by _iNk3d)

Joshua Hill wrote:
"Well, my favourite position is when I'm on top, I'll tell you that."

*is dying*

(credits for the last one goes to Noe ^^ Stolen from his char, Null, in a roleplay we did)

Omg I'm honored XD
Speaking of Null, guess who's turn it is??


Null: Are you sitting on a pile of sugar, cause you've got a pretty sweet a--

OKAY CHILL, TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH ROMEO

Null: Hnng, fiiinnne. Oh! How about this?
Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some pretty nice buns.

STOP STOP THIS NOW. NO WEIRD ONES YOU PERV

Null: sigh. Josh would've liked that one..
Oh well. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Good! Try another on--

Null: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Okay we're done here.

Null: Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you!

I SAID STOP

Null: TOP IS MY FAVORITE POSITION

OH MY GOOOD
Leo wrote:
Joshua Hill wrote:
"Well, my favourite position is when I'm on top, I'll tell you that."

*is dying*

(credits for the last one goes to Noe ^^ Stolen from his char, Null, in a roleplay we did)

Omg I'm honored XD
Speaking of Null, guess who's turn it is??


Null: Are you sitting on a pile of sugar, cause you've got a pretty sweet a--

OKAY CHILL, TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH ROMEO

Null: Hnng, fiiinnne. Oh! How about this?
Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some pretty nice buns.

STOP STOP THIS NOW. NO WEIRD ONES YOU PERV

Null: sigh. Josh would've liked that one..
Oh well. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Good! Try another on--

Null: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Okay we're done here.

Null: Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you!

I SAID STOP

Null: TOP IS MY FAVORITE POSITION

OH MY GOOOD




OMG XD
Oh God.. what am I getting myself into.. Let's just start with the Pu-

Roku: Eheh...
Did you know that your Purrretty?

Oh god.. Not.. Not the Cat puns..

Roku: Your the Purr in Purrfect.

Please stop... O//O

Roku: Your my Significant Otter. :3

STO-
Wait.. Otter? But your a cat..

Roku: We Beelong Together. ^^

ROKU STOP IT.

Roku: But your my Butter half...

No... Stooooop...

Roku: What would I do without my-

No.. No Roku.. We're done here..

Roku: NO. I have more Puns....

NO YOU DON'T NO. NO. NO YOU DON'T.
Lexi (played by Lucretire)

"I may not be a gymnast, but I'd bend over fer a chance at that a-"

Lexi, no.

"Someone call a doctor, 'cause we got a lil' heartbreaker over 'ere~"

What are you doing.

"So y'all know how ta play a flute? Y'all can play Maxwell's en-ty-time~!"

Maxwell turned towards Lexi, an unamused look stamped on his face. "One, keep it PG-13. And two, why pull me into your shenanigans?"

"'Cause it was worth it, that's why! And I didn't toe th' line with that one! Oh, oh! Got any milk? You's one hot tamale, that's why!"

Lexi, no.

"Y'all work at a grocer? Cause ya brought sum nice melons with ya!"

Lexi, stop.
Sans The Skeleton (played anonymously)

Are you coffee because I like you a LATTE

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